CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] You have the potential to throw the best party ever and to elevate the radiance of other people's parties through the force of your personality. Your social instincts are brilliant when it comes to mixing business and pleasure and knowing how to strengthen alliances while invoking maximum fun. Your knack for getting people to work together is at a peak. Halloween costume suggestion: a cross between a party animal and a community organizer. Or you and your friends could re-enact the Boston Tea Party.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] If I were dressing you for Halloween, I would draw on the inspiration of those fairy tales that feature the theme of restoration—like the prince who, because of a curse, has lived for years as a frog, and is returned to his rightful body through the kiss of a merciful soul; or a princess who is stolen as a baby from the royal family by an old bear and raised in a cave, but is finally tracked down and rescued by the queen on one of her endless searches. I bet your actual life will feature a storyline similar to those.

PISCES [February 19–March 20] If you knew how perfect a time it is for you to dance the forbidden dance, you would begin immediately. You would break out the sexy, world-in-upheaval grooves you slip into during your ecstatic dreams. You would unleash the words that have never been spoken and crack the codes that have never been broken. Please, dear Pisces, have faith in your ability to thrive in the wild frontier where every fantasy is ripe to be mutated. Halloween costume suggestion: the dancer who dances the forbidden dance.


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