CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] This is the Week of the Upside-Down Rainbow. It's a time when signs of good fortune are everywhere, but always with some odd twist or anomalous feature. Should you worry that the tweaks mean there's some mischief at work? Does it suggest you will have to pay a price for the breakthroughs that are coming? I don't think so. My interpretation of the upside-down rainbow (or the five-leaf clover) is that you will be asked to expand your capacities in order to take full advantage of the unusual blessings.
AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] Should you go with the flow or should you try to wheedle and entice the flow to go with you? This is one of those times when I advocate the latter approach. The flow is currently in an indecisive state, when it could go one of several ways. You have cosmic authorization to nudge it in the direction that looks to you like it will be the best for the most people.
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PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia:
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PISCES [February 19–March 20] In the sci-fi film The Matrix, a small band of people have managed to escape from the collective hallucination that most of their fellow humans are stuck inside. Though life is hard staying free, there are some perks. They can, for instance, get downloads of data directly into their brains that allow them to quickly master complex tasks. In this way, the heroine, Trinity, learns to fly a helicopter in a few minutes. I call your attention to these fictional events, Pisces, because I think you're close to pulling off real-life accomplishments that resemble them. First, you're in an excellent position to slip away from certain illusions that enslave some of the people around you. Second, you have an enormous power to rapidly understand new information and acquire new skills.
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