By Keegan Hamilton
By Albert Samaha
By Village Voice staff
By Tessa Stuart
By Albert Samaha
By Steve Weinstein
By Devon Maloney
By Tessa Stuart
ARIES [March 21–April 19] In a recent National Geographic, Mark Finney, a math whiz who develops computer models for fighting forest fires, said, "You can't know fire unless you play with it." I offer that as a motto for you, Aries. I'm not saying you should purposely ignite a conflagration for the sake of impulsive experimentation. I'm not saying you should kick smoldering embers around like soccer balls or light a cigarette while you're pumping gasoline or buy yourself a flame-thrower. What I am saying is that it will be in your interest to learn more about how to play safely with intriguing, useful fires.
TAURUS [April 20–May 20] The time for keeping the doors closed is passing. But it is not yet the right moment to fling them wide open. According to my reading of the omens, your best strategy is to keep doors ajar—open just a crack, letting some air in and allowing a hint of your light to trickle out. This will discourage unfocused wanderers from barging in, while encouraging worthy candidates with a healthy curiosity to sneak peeks inside.
GEMINI [May 21–June 20] "There is a rose in Spanish Harlem," sings Ben E. King. "It is a special one/It's never seen the sun/It only comes out when the moon is on the run." King is fantasizing about an alluring woman from a hardscrabble neighborhood. The rose is "growing in the street/Right up through the concrete"—a delicate beauty blooming amid tough conditions. Your assignment, Gemini, is to cultivate a connection with your equivalent of that rose.
CANCER [June 21–July 22] Every second of your life, your bone marrow produces 100 trillion molecules of hemoglobin, which carries oxygen from your lungs to the rest of you. Every minute, your immune system begets 10 million lymphocytes, key players in your body's defenses. These are just two examples of the marvels you produce, Cancerian. You are a creator of the first order. You're a supreme maker and a generative genius. Remember that. It will help you be confident and purposeful as you birth minor miracles and intimate wonders.
LEO [July 23–August 22] For decades, the U.S. government has handed out more welfare benefits to big corporations than to poor people. Companies like IBM, General Electric, and others rake in over $100 billion of subsidies each year. In other words, socialism has been a prominent feature of our capitalist system for a long time. Recently, Karl Marx's influence has made even deeper inroads into the American way, with the government becoming part owner of many banks to keep them solvent. Will any of this fantastic largesse be extended to us regular citizens, like maybe in the form of nationalized health care? I can't answer that. But I do know this, Leo: In the coming months, you will get help from powers that you regard as above and beyond you.
VIRGO [August 23–September 22] For many people, 10:30 a.m. is the best time of day to come up with fresh insights. But that won't exactly be true for you in the coming week. I mean, 10:30 will be a time when you're likely to be really smart, but then so will 11:30, 1:05, 3:46, and 4:20. For that matter, 6:35 may also bring a gush of high intelligence, as well as 7:27, 8:19, and the last 10 minutes before bedtime. What I'm trying to say, Virgo, is that you're in a phase when being brilliant should come naturally.
LIBRA [September 23–October 22] Ruminate about the people who don't see you for who you really are. Some of them are enemies, but others may be loved ones or allies. Consider the possibility that you have unconsciously bought in to their beliefs about you—that you are at least partially trapped in the habit of acting like the person they think you are. Now visualize what it would be like to free yourself from the expectations they have of you. Imagine the exhilaration you'd feel if you answered only to the small voice of your own intuition. The coming weeks will be a good time for you to practice this high art.
SCORPIO [October 23–November 21] The New York Times ran a story about philosopher Nick Bostrom. He believes there's a chance that our world is actually a computer simulation: You and I are living in a version of The Matrix. Our "brains" are merely webs of computer circuits created by our post-human descendants, who are studying "ancestor simulations" of their past. Scorpio, this is an excellent time for you to find out whether Bostrom is correct. Right now, you have a special talent for knowing what's real and what's not. You've also got a knack for escaping what's illusory and gravitating toward what's authentic. So even if you do find out that we're living in The Matrix, you could become a kind of messiah with resemblances to the character that Keanu Reeves played in the film trilogy.
SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] In Signs of Success, astrologer Steven Weiss says, "The question 'Do you believe in astrology?' is like asking someone if they believe in art." I agree. Picture a physicist gazing at a Kandinsky painting, with its teeming blobs of mad color and exuberant shapes, and declaring it to be a superstitious eruption of delusion that's not based on a logical understanding of the world. Like Kandinsky's perspective, astrology roots us in the poetic language of the soul and isn't blindly submissive to the values of the rational ego. It's here to liberate our imaginations and encourage us to think less literally. I bring this to your attention, Sagittarius, because right now it's crucial that you spend some quality time in modes of awareness akin to those of Kandinsky and astrology.