AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] What's the healthiest rebellion you could launch, Aquarius? How might you overthrow the status quo in ways that would so thoroughly enhance the greater good that even the people bent on preserving the status quo would benefit? Given the fact that you are in a phase when your troublemaking skills are dovetailing very nicely with your ability to bestow blessings, these are excellent questions for you to consider.

PISCES [February 19–March 20] A column in The Washington Post called "The Style Invitational" has identified the "Top 10 New Religions." I'm calling your attention to two that might be attractive to you in the coming months, a time when you'll probably have urges to transform and expand upon your spiritual practices. First, there are the Oxymormons, who engage in polygamous monogamy. Then the Salivationists, who speak in tongues like some other sects but also speak in drool. A third option, of course, is for you to whip up your own brand-new, totally unique religion, using just the parts you really like from all of the other traditions. However you do it, Pisces, I encourage you to be playfully creative as you get more disciplined about your relationship with the Divine Wow.


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