SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] There are 300,000 surveillance cameras set up all over the city of Beijing; London, a supposed bastion of democracy, has 500,000 such cameras. I highly recommend you don't visit either place, as it's crucial for you to avoid influences that make you feel self-conscious. Hang out in spots where you're not being watched, scrutinized, and evaluated. While you're at it, you might also want to tell your Inner Critic to shut the hell up. You need wide-open, judgment-free spaces, both without and within.

CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] In California's recent election, citizens voted to liberate poultry. Proposition 2 passed, mandating that farmers cannot confine chickens in cages where they're unable to spread their wings. In the same election, voters made it illegal for gay people to be married, a right previously granted by the California Supreme Court. How odd is it that chickens got a measure of freedom while gays had one taken away? I'm warning you to be wary of a similar scenario looming in your personal life, Capricorn, in which one liberty is upgraded while another is sacrificed. Fight to make sure there's no net loss.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] Would you like to consistently be in the right place at the right time? I'd love you to have that knack, since I could fall asleep each night with the thought that you are meeting your dates with destiny while at the height of your powers. So what's the best way to ensure that you have impeccable intuition? Set aside all expectations about what the past implies and what the future may bring. Cultivate a desire to recognize and respond to the raw truth of each moment.


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PISCES [February 19–March 20] There's a new elective surgery that makes it impossible to ever blush again. It's an expensive procedure that involves boring a hole in your armpit and cutting nerve endings. I wouldn't recommend it for you, even though soon you'll be more prone than usual to blushing. Why? Because, your main reason for blushing in the coming days will be due to receiving sudden, unexpected, or long-withheld praise. I believe it'll be a time when you're acknowledged for the good things you do. Blush away!

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