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Who Will Star in the Inevitable TV Movie Titled “Fucks Her, Pays Her, Spitzer” aka “Love Potion Number 9”?

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It will most certainly be either Stanley Tucci or Chris Cooper as the disgraced governor with coozy hands. It will be Rita Wilson as his crushed yet clinging-to-the-last-vestiges-of-power wife. And as the 22-year-old ho-with-a-heart-of-slush named Ashley Alexandra Dupre, aka Kristen, it’s got to be 21-year-old seductress Ashley Olsen. Any arguments?

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