Gwar on The Jerry Springer Show. Totally worth it.
We’ve moved on from being terrified of Bush to giggling at his dancing on YouTube. Palin and McCain are the easiest joke ticket since Nixon/Agnew. Seriously, what better time for costumed comedy-metal stalwarts Gwar, who are running their Electile Dysfunction ’08 tour from now until we pick the prez? These former art-school nerdos are probably all voting for Obama, but don’t be surprised if they feed him to the World Maggot too. Don’t wear that Obamarama shirt if you mind getting covered in fake blood. With Kingdom Of Sorrow and Toxic Holocaust. Tickets $27 and still available here. —Christopher Weingarten