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Lit Seen: Max G. Morton’s Apocalypse Junkyard; Brian Evenson on Last Days

Talking magic and the morning after with a New York exile; The Brotherhood of Mutilation returns.

The cursed union that birthed Max G. Morton began at a Blue Cheer show. His mother, drawn by the flyer, showed up to see a proto-metal band so heavy "they made cottage cheese out of thin air." There, she met Morton's "junked-out, chopper, Nazi father," who came looking for a fight and ended up instead with a son. "That was one of the first three bands I ever listened to," Morton says evenly from across the table in a dim East Village restaurant. "So it explains a lot."

In 2007, a shadowy book appeared: Indestructible Wolves of the Apocalypse Junkyard, the first volume of Morton's memoirs, issued by a small Philadelphia press, Heartworm, and passed like contraband up and down the East Coast. Marbled with toothless hookers, step-sibling incest, highway gunfights, and Fear and Loathing–type run-ins with Hawaiian-shirted undercover cops, the book depicted the bitter, sometimes hilarious wages of a decade's worth of addiction. Next came 23, a 2008 compilation of more of Morton's hallucinatory, violent misadventures, accompanied by equally toxic contributions from others, among them Heartworm proprietor Wes Eisold and Howie Pyro, the man who saw Sid Vicious die.

"When you're in your late thirties and just starting to write," says Morton, who has yet to hit 40, "you have to start somewhere." Somewhere, in Morton's case, was his own childhood: a tumultuous early go of it in Tampa, Florida, ground zero for "suburban, '80s white rage." His house was an unstable one; at times, Morton and his mother would flee north to New York, where she was born. Morton left home while still in his teens and spent the next years bouncing around New York, where he had a "bad, bad run" with heroin. Then Florida again, Oregon, New York, L.A., Arizona. In the desert, he got clean. Shortly after, Morton landed in Philadelphia, where he remains. In Wolves, "I'm basically talking about a person who's dead," Morton says, inked-on tears crowding his eyes.

Writing was an unlikely turn. In Tampa, books were around—Genet, Céline, Brautigan—but their world felt far away. "You'd get a book by Hubert Selby Jr. or Henry Miller or someone like that. Who am I to compete with them? I'm a 13-year-old fuck-up from Florida who's sniffing glue in my room," says Morton, laughing. But it's precisely that kid—"a septic teen living in a low rent duplex on aggravation place, sleeping on a third generation bed with high end zebra sheets," as he describes himself in Wolves—who gave Morton a second life as a writer.

When a friend convinced him to publish the journals he'd always kept, a stylist emerged. Bikers and skinheads cavort in flickering arcades. Naked rich girls on acid "with loaded handguns in their manicured hands" provide Morton's coming-of-age. On birthdays, Morton and his mother watch B movies, the scenes set in lurid, Selby-esque prose: "The Aryan poster girl Matilda the Hun, the corpse paint baseball bat wielding New York City foot soldiers, and life in the twenty third century where nobody lives past thirty years old possessed my brain," Morton writes, "while I washed down my junk food with my suicide flavored big gulp, waiting for the sci-fi future to arrive." On the page, visions and magical-thinking compete with reality—narrowly vérité history this is not.

Looking for the Magic, the next installment of Morton's sprawling autobiography, comes out in May. After that, there are plans to turn the whole series into a single book, ideally destined for a house larger than Heartworm. "It's an exorcism so I can move on in life," admits Morton, explaining his compulsion to visit a world he no longer lives in. "But it's also a fan letter to all the things that kept me alive."


Shortly after Kline, the detective protagonist of Brian Evenson's new novel, Last Days, has his right hand cut off by an assailant, he makes a shopping list with the left one: esgs, he writes down, then dread, and nelk. While recovering in bed, Kline plots his future: "Perfect a game of one-handed golf. Purchase a drawerful of prosthetics for all occasions. Buy some cigars."

"Laugh," as Evenson puts it on the phone from Providence, where he's director of Brown's Literary Arts Program, "or be horrified." 2002's Dark Property—the writer's phenomenally apocalyptic experiment with antique language and modern, Cormac McCarthy–esque violence—was visceral, even nauseating. 2006's darkly comic The Open Curtain traced a murderous Mormon teenager's descent into madness via his increasingly bizarre internal monologues. Neither lacked for humor or dread.

Last Days, expanded from a 2003 novella, The Brotherhood of Mutilation, is yet another version of the same ingredients—this time, hardboiled. In the tradition of many a Paul Auster protagonist, Kline is a kind of phenomenological detective, investigating a murder among a shadowy cult of amputees. A rival group of fanatics—worshippers of both the apostle Paul and Paul Wittgenstein, Ludwig's one-handed, piano-playing brother—may be involved. As the two cults collide, the book careens past biblical satire into full-on, blood-soaked, Beckettian absurdity. The book dead-ends at an unanswerable, existential question: "How do you know the moment when you cease to be human?"

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  • Max Guinness 04/08/2010 3:13:00 AM

    Bradenton, Florida. Early nineties. I was there. Max LIVED the fantasy. His step-father had a mini-music studio in their apartment. He let countless people in there to use AND abuse his equipment. Some pretty horrendous noise was made in that place. Max had the life: He never had to work or go to school. He would flip through music catalogs all day and have his mother overnight any records he wanted. That guy would have entire discographies before you even knew who the band was. I just read this interview after being notified. Are you kidding me? People practically lived with Max because of the kindness and hospitality of his family. The man had the good life. Too bad he had to invent some kind of tumultuous upbringing to provide credibility to his stories. But hey, he was always creative and imaginative, and it seems that he has found the proper niche: writing fiction.

  • NON 10/12/2009 7:09:00 AM

    youtube.com/watch?v=GmOHUfN2Amk You mean ^this geeky cold synth listening wisp didn't really get into a "gun battle" with cops? Man...he really had me there. Also, his writing is horrible. My "misfit" friends who grew up in the suburbs were writing this kind of "edgy" drivel freshmen year in high school. It's amazing what kind of delusions pot, Russ Meyer films, and reading William S Burroughs causes in the average suburban teen.

  • adolph 10/06/2009 3:19:00 PM

    who the fuck are these lames whining on a village voice message board? this is hilarious & retarded! total junior high school style! i lived with max & witnessed quite a few of the stories in these books first hand...it's a book! where's your life? not book worthy obviously...take the pins out of your pathetic voodoo doll and go home...it's dinner time...you are all you spew...

  • Sean 08/10/2009 10:02:00 AM

    How is this goof still being talked about?

  • Worst 07/06/2009 11:11:00 PM

    I have to agree with The Elder. I knew Max back before he became a "writer." He was a d-list nobody in New York whose lies eventually caught up with him. I am not surprised to read that he lived with his mother in the middle of nowhere up until a little while ago. Every city has their Max Morton's but luckily few ever get an ear like this Wes Eisold's and are aided in publishing pure nonsense. Wake up Wes, you are being taken for a ride. Book sales don't matter when the lies are this transparent.

  • Walter 07/02/2009 7:36:00 AM

    It doesn't seem that jealousy applies here and success is wide open to interpretation. Who really cares anyway? Many memoirs have been based on lies. In the end, it's always about what sells. Just look at James Frey. And there will always be people eager to line up and buy into it.

  • Jealous Ex Friend 06/16/2009 7:43:00 AM

    We hate it when our friends become successful.

  • The Elder 06/05/2009 4:48:00 AM

    I don't usually do this, but I feel obligated to do so. Sadly, the postings regarding this have been correct. Max is pure fabrication. And as someone previously mentioned, there is indeed a wake of people that could confirm this; however, most of them probably could care less. I knew Max from many years back and I can attest that what you're reading from him is solely fiction. He was always like this and was tolerated up until some of us became adults, which is right around the time he first left Florida and went into obscurity. It sounds like it's only escalated since. Teardrop tattoos? The only thing Max ever killed was trust, respect, and credibility from anyone who was ever close to him.

  • mike 05/04/2009 12:46:00 PM

    All of this gossip is really pathetic. Call the guy out to his face if you have such a problem with the book . You could also write your own book that calls out his supposed bullshit. A rich friend isn't necessary to put out a piece of writing, there are many economical ways of publishing available in the year 2009.. Blah blah blah etc etc , the village voice message board is as far as your opinions will ever go with attitudes like that!!!

  • john lamentos 02/28/2009 3:16:00 PM

    Virginia, others.. I could tell right away that Pete Wentz is basically responsible for Heartworm/ Juanita and Juan's... I would really like to see/hear a wake of people attest to the lies. I'm not sure where I stand. While some of Heartworm's stuff isn't the best, I don't see it all as garbage. I'm wondering why people like Eisold/Morton et cetera would dedicate so much of their lives to being phonies... Some of it could be bullshit, but all of it? Why would anyone care so much about lying? There just seems to be a lot of work put into it.

  • Virginia 02/26/2009 1:38:00 AM

    Morton's writing, like himself, is a fabrication of jumbled contrived lies. Behind him is a wake of people who can attest that Morton has to continually drum up more lies, moving city to city to find more suckers to finance his talentless scams. One would think after Wes Eisold's Fall Out Boy cashout ($$$ to finance Heartworm) he could have at least hired a decent editor to salvage his crap, which can only imply Eisold likes those teeth marks in his neck! If Morton was without a benefactor and wasn't sleeping with the Lit trash that wrote this drivel he would be back where he belongs: jobless and turning 40 (is that IS his actual age) in the middle of nowhere at his mom's house.

  • Stephen 02/26/2009 1:01:00 AM

    I second Bill's call. Bullshit is right. The use of the term "memoirs" is laughable and the writing is unreadable. "Max G Morton" is a poser who lived with his mom in Arizona up till a few months ago. He does ride good coattail though!

  • NBS 02/20/2009 2:59:00 AM

    bill didn't you hear? barack obama is president of the united states of america. you don't need to act like an asshole anymore

  • Bill 02/18/2009 10:53:00 PM

    I call bullshit on Max G. Morton and his "memoirs." If he was a real writer, as opposed to another lit con man, he would've called his made up stories what they are, which is fiction. That you people still fall for this con makes me laugh. His "memoirs." Yeah, right. Wait, you'll see. And when the truth comes out, if it ever does, don't blame Mr. Morton. Blame yourself.

 

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