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Dragonball Evolution: A Cartoonish Coming-of-Ager

It serves you best to not know a damn thing about Akira Toriyama's much-beloved Dragonball manga (or the TV series and video games it spawned); better to enjoy director James Wong's loony live-action adaptation for the exquisite-corpse exercise that it is—its rules reinvented and subplots obfuscated with each new setpiece. Under the wing of producer Stephen Chow—good-natured king of CGI-laden, martial-arts comedy—Evolution is far more entertaining than it deserves to be, unless you're a 10-year-old boy, in which case it's only the greatest movie ever made. Two thousand years after nearly destroying Earth, green-skinned demon Lord Piccolo (James Marsters) escapes captivity to hunt down seven of them titular orbs, except he never counted on facing high school hero Goku (Justin Chatwin), a bedheaded, wire-fu trainee who geekily pines for ass-kicking classmate Chi Chi (Jamie Chung). Arbitrarily aided by fellow dragonball seekers, including his grandfather's mentor (Chow Yun-Fat, the only actor dedicated enough to play his role as if still animated), Goku defeats school bullies without touching them, learns to toss blue fireballs, shows up at a fighting tournament, makes stepping stones over lava out of dead goo monsters, becomes a werewolf, resurrects a friend, and finds true love. As a cartoonish coming-of-ager, this one goes—well, balls out.

 
  • Lkzander5 11/07/2011 12:04:00 PM

    I have seen some terrible movies, but there were redeeming qualities about those movies that would deserve a second viewing. This movie, is not one of those. It's an insult to the japanese creators and to all it's fans worldwide. When remaking a movie, creative input should be limited so that it keeps the structural integrity of the original. This movie took away Krillin, a main character in the series. It placed Goku in High School instead of being raised in the wilderness. Which took away his natural fighting skill and innocence factor. I'm sure they put him in high school because that is the timeline that most movies, shows, and stories are placed. The graphics were an absolute disgrace. As well as the fact that the costumes were equally as bad. The fight scenes were short and easily forgotten. Which is yet another insult because Dragonball revolved around Martial Arts and, great fighting scenes. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this movie to an enemy. No one deserves to sit through this poorly acted, poorly scripted, and poorly adapted screenplay.

  • Masta 07/31/2010 3:06:00 AM

    kamehameha it's called a kamama wave master Roshi didn't even know the name of it own move kamehameha is what you say when using it

  • Masta 07/31/2010 2:56:00 AM

    Dan W. on 07-30-2010 02:54 PM the movie shouldn't of ben PG to begin with over in japan Dragon Ball isn't for kids the movie should have ben PG-13 and longer closer to the story line and Better CGI. The people that are going to go see this are Dragon Ball fans and cartoonnetwork edited the shit of of it so kids could watch it. Dragon ball was out if the 80's and 90's if the US so there fan's are over 13 there wasn't even alot of fighting and they didn't explan anything so even if you have never seen dragon ball before your not going to know wahts going on.

  • Dan 07/31/2010 2:03:00 AM

    Dragonball Evolution is the wrost movied ever made. they didn't know a goddam thing about dragonball even the characters are right. If your a Dragonball fan don't watch this movie it will piss your off.

  • notthatbad 07/28/2009 6:12:00 AM

    Anyone who thought dragon ball would be amazing from the trailer is gullible, so you kids can stop pretending you were deceived. Any reviewer that praises it even a little sees that dragon ball is actually more entertaining and bearable than everyone thought it would be, and that's what the focus should be on. It's obvious the film won't be winning any awards, so everyone that bothers to write reviews about how underachieving it is is blowing hot air.

  • FUCK THIS SHIT 06/26/2009 3:40:00 AM

    This movie appeals to nobody. It was made for no one. People who aren't familiar with the Dragon Ball story at all will be so flabbergasted by what's happening that they will likely tell everyone they know that it's one of the worst movies they've ever seen. This movie is just one big joke. I swear the plot reminds me of homecoming Warrior(a cheesy disney channel movie),Karate Kid(a good movie I saw along time ago) and the matrix. It seems like a cheesy generic martial arts movie with some pilfered plot elements from Avatar the Last Airbender.

  • Ren R. 06/19/2009 3:28:00 AM

    Wow, you really suck. I mean, you suck harder than the movie itself. I believe you are being paid to write a positive review abt this movie or you are just really dumb. TRUE Dragonball fans WON'T ever like this movie, EVER. And other movie critics who don't know a damn thing abt Dragonball can also tell that this movie really sucks, except YOU. So yeah, it's either you were being paid to write the review, or your just a sore loser.

  • AnonaMouse 05/04/2009 5:02:00 AM

    How much did FOX pay you to write a pristine 10 review of this pale facsimile of Toriyama's work?

  • ichsan 04/26/2009 9:38:00 PM

    thise movie is really cool but how to watch the movie????

  • zx 04/25/2009 4:49:00 AM

    you sucks!! the movie is a payne in the ass fans,i dont care if goku have 16 years old but, goin to school??? WTF??? goku hated the school!! goku talking about chicks? WTF???? and is goin and goin and goin.... sucks all!! why goku is skyni guy????????????? fuck im goin this is the dead of goku. thakns yanquitown!! to change EVER the original way of the japan series!! like the music intro and another stuff y the tv serie!! WHY??is like to train to repaint the monalisa!! suck mi heairy balls 20 century fox bitchies!!

  • langknow 04/20/2009 8:59:00 PM

    This is the worst movie ever. I almost puked when I watched the kamehameha scene at the end. Worst movie eVER

  • N 04/16/2009 10:48:00 AM

    The author shows complete ignorance of the anime that this movie is based on. If they made new characters, sure, but they DIDN'T! It's like making a Street Fighter movie where Ken and Ryu are gang brothers and pulls out guns and shoots people.

  • Zach 04/14/2009 10:24:00 AM

    Yeah.... i didn't think it would make a good movie. I really don't know(or understand) why they thought it would. I mean how do you even attempt to follow one of the most successful anime series of all time with a LA( live action movie)!!!. Just to let anyone who's asking questions know; i haven't seen the movie yet so.... yeah.

  • rob 04/14/2009 4:13:00 AM

    ur dumb.

 

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