By Christian Viveros-Fauné
By Miriam Felton-Dansky
By Tom Sellar
By Tom Sellar
By Jessica Dawson
By Tom Sellar
By R. C. Baker
By Tom Sellar
Charles Busch, actor/playwright
Years ago, I played Orestes in a homoerotic production of Jean-Paul Sartre's The Flies. All the guys wore extremely short Greek tunics and primitive G-strings underneath. Whenever I'd raise my arms to the Heavens, the tunic would rise and my bare ass would show. The giddy gay audience would hoot and holler. I shouldn't complain—when the actor playing the king was slain, his G-string slid, and he had to lie dead for the rest of the scene with both testicles hanging out.
Kip Fagan, director
The year after I dropped out of college, my acting teacher asked me to come back to "star" in a play she was directing in Cleveland. I didn't have anything else to do, so I went and played the role of a 14-year-old Baptist boy who gets the stigmata and can heal people. The Cleveland Plain Dealer called my performance "beyond satire."
Mac Wellman, playwright
I wrote a play called Energumen, produced by Soho Rep in their one season at Bellevue. (Yes, the hospital.) To make a cross backstage, one had to take the main corridor of the psychiatric ward. Once, our actors (costumed as Santas and a Master of Many Perfections) took the elevator from their dressing room and found themselves accompanied by two policemen and a prisoner in chains. Never could figure out that damn play.
Pavol Liska and Kelly Copper, playwrights/directors
Seven years ago, in Slovakia, we saw our niece's school theater pageant. It was about three hours long and featured at least four separate dances about traffic safety. There was also a long play about cell phones. Then, for the finale, there was this desperate collective yearning for spectacle, which manifested in various plastic guns that blew bubbles—except for when they clogged. We have honestly
never had a more moving experience in the theater.
Jackie Hoffman, actor
When I first got to NYU, I met these older, old-school homosexuals who lived in the faculty housing and had these two scruffy, nasty little dogs. They had written a musical revue called Sex Is Here to Stay. There was a song I had, called "The Phantom Breather," where I would get all hot and bothered and was in love with my obscene caller.
José Zayas, director
The worst play I ever directed was a historical drama about Edgardo Mortara, a Jewish boy taken from his family by the Papal States and raised as a Catholic. It was written by a first-time playwright, part-time historian, and full-time proctologist. Near the end of the first act, the Jewish father accuses the boy's guardian of being a Catholic monster. The guardian says, "But I wasn't always a Catholic," and he lifts up his robe to prove it.
Tovah Feldshuh, actor
In a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream at the Guthrie, I played Pease-blossom, in a G-string with silver paint sprayed upon every exposed inch of my little body. The leading lady vomited daily to stay thin, and all her fairies followed suit. The director was so thrilled with my work, he said in front of the entire company, "Why do you even bother being an actor? You should be an insurance agent."
Christian Camargo and Juliet Rylance, actors
We were both in England seeing a classical piece—one of the greats. And the actors had a gimmick: They would use found objects in the telling of their tale. Beautiful iambic text was slurred to catch a juggled shoe, rhyming couplets were beaten away by surfboards, and the most startling soliloquies were mumbled while balancing on audience seat-backs. What was going on? A neighbor turned and, in a bland aside, growled, ". . . art." Then he dutifully stood, offered his middle finger to the stage, and left.
Matthew Maher, actor
I was in a production of Love's Labour's Lost at Nada. The director of the theater was involved in some kind of crazy feud with the upstairs neighbor, who, one evening, lashed out by buying a copy of the play and shouting every line about 10 lines ahead of our speaking. A few moments before our entrance, the whole theater could hear our entrance lines being yelled through the ceiling—then we would enter. This went on for three hours.
Mike Daisey, actor
I was in Georg Kaiser's From Morn to Midnight, a relentlessly elliptical German Expressionist play that features a 14-page monologue on the pointlessness of living. The only night we had over nine audience members, I ran around hysterically backstage, chanting, "Double digits! Double digits!" somewhere between ironic detachment and weeping.
Craig Wright, playwright
Over 20 years ago, in Minneapolis, I played a number of racial and cultural stereotypes in El Grande de Coca-Cola, this tasteless cabaret-style confection—think of it as an anti-Latino Noises Off without any of the structural grace. My most offensive role was probably that of Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, which I played on my knees with a French-Mexican accent.