By Jared Chausow
By Katie Toth
By Elizabeth Flock
By Albert Samaha
By Anna Merlan
By Jon Campbell
By Jon Campbell
By Albert Samaha
ARIES [March 21–April 19] Are you secretly afraid of feeling secure? Do you suspect that your restless pioneer spirit makes you unfit for the slow, meticulous work of building foundations? If so, you can change—especially in the coming weeks. The moment is ripe for you to learn more about the arts of energizing comfort and stimulating calm and peace. To jump-start the process, go get a massage. As you're being stroked by nurturing hands, brainstorm about the additions and adjustments you'd like to make in your five-year master plan.
TAURUS [April 20–May 20] Your education is about to take an interesting turn. I expect that you'll upgrade your street smarts and explore a new meaning for "hands-on experience." You'll find out about an area of ignorance so deep and dark that you didn't even know about it, and you'll take aggressive steps to get it the teaching it needs. Congratulations in advance for being brave enough to open your mind, Taurus. I'm glad you'll be hunting for a fresh set of questions.
GEMINI [May 21–June 20] The books of Carl Jung provide crucial insights into the nature of the unconscious mind. I want to tell you an anecdote about him that may be useful. Once, Jung took a break from work to stroll on a beach and was overcome with an impulse to build things as he did when he was a kid. He gathered some stones and sticks and used them to construct a miniature scene, including a church. He was visited by a flood of novel intuitions about his life and concluded that his childlike play had called forth these revelations from his unconscious mind. I suggest you try a similar tack, Gemini: To access important information that your deep mind has been sequestering, go play a while.
CANCER [June 21–July 22] We ask that you not divulge the climax of the story to anyone—at least until you've let it sink in for a while and felt all the reverberations it has unleashed. After that, you'll be wise to speak about it only with skilled listeners and allies who can help you harvest the meaning of all the clues that were packed inside your adventures. Before you reach the denouement of the drama, there may be a turn that looks a lot like the ending.
LEO [July 23–August 22] You have cosmic permission to live on the edge for the next 28 days as long as you follow these guidelines: 1) Don't live on the edge to impress anyone; do it because you love it, or else don't do it. 2) Don't complain and worry about it. Enjoy it completely. 3) Don't expect anyone else to join you on the edge. If they choose to do so with enthusiasm, fine. But don't manipulate them. 4) Don't imitate the way other people live on the edge. Establish your own unique style. 5) Don't live on the edge for more than 28 days. Much longer than that, and you'll start sabotaging the benefits.
VIRGO [August 23–September 22] In 1968, rock band Iron Butterfly released its 17-minute song, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida." Later, VH1 named it the 24th greatest hard rock tune in history. There are different stories about the origins of the title, but all agree on one point: It was originally "In the Garden of Eden." It became "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" through some fluke, probably caused by the lead singer getting intoxicated and garbling the words as he performed it. This would be an excellent week for you to induce and capitalize on creative mistakes like that. It'll help you get into the right frame of mind to stir up a mix of excellence and improvisation everywhere you go—and that formula practically guarantees success.
LIBRA [September 23–October 22] Do you apologize to chairs when you bump into them? Often end up being the only one at a party who'll talk to the most boring person? Ever find yourself starting your sentences with "I hope I'm not bothering you, but I was wondering if you would mind if I . . . "? If so, this is a good time to make a shift. That's why I suggest you add some bite to your demeanor. Do what feels interesting at least as often as what's polite. Look for what advances the plot as much as what fosters harmony. The point is not to go overboard, of course. You don't want to fling insults or arouse friction. Add fire to your presentation, but don't start conflagrations.
SCORPIO [October 23–November 21] Evaluating Adam Lambert after one of his exotic, virtuoso performances back in April, American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi praised him as being "confusing, shocking, sleazy, and superb." That's a standard you could soon achieve in your own sphere, Scorpio. But do you want to? You'll have to care less about maintaining your dignity than usual, and be especially forthright in expressing yourself. Let me leave no doubt about what I'm saying: To be as superb as you potentially can be, you'll have to be at least a little confusing and shocking and maybe even sleazy.
SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] Metaphorically speaking, Sagittarius, you have unearthed, or are about to unearth, a rare fossil. I think it's a pretty sensational discovery. It's a missing link that could help you make sense out of episodes in your past that have always mystified or frustrated you. I urge you to learn all you can about this fossil. Follow every lead it points to. And ask your intuition to run wild and free as it dreams up possible interpretations to its multiple meanings.