SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] Have you resolved every detail of your unfinished business? Have you tied up the loose ends and said your final goodbyes to the old ways and old days? "Yes," you say? You're absolutely positive? Well, it is with a sense of pleasure and relief that I hereby unleash you. You are officially cleared for take-off into the wild blue yonder or the fizzy red vortex or the swirling green amazement, whichever you prefer.

CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] "There is a saying that when the student is ready, the teacher appears," writes Clarissa Estes in Women Who Run With the Wolves. But the magic of that formula may not unfold with simplicity: "The teacher comes when the soul, not the ego, is ready. The teacher comes when the soul calls—for the ego is never fully ready." I'd love it if this information encouraged you to feel at home with the jarring yet nurturing lessons that are on the way.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] In the ancient Greek epic poems "The Iliad" and "The Odyssey," the nature of the psyche was portrayed differently from the way it is today. It was understood that people received information directly from the gods—in the form of actual voices: Divine beings spoke directly to human beings. These days, that's regarded as crazy; witness the incredulous reactions that most smart people had when George W. Bush said God personally told him to invade Iraq. With that as subtext, I'm going to prophesy that a deity will soon have a message for you. Be careful, though. An imposter may also slip you tips that you'd best ignore. How to tell the difference? The real thing won't make you feel inflated or urge you to cause harm.

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PISCES [February 19–March 20] In the coming week, keep a look out for invisible snakes, pretend ghosts, and illusory dragons. Be prepared to gaze upon gruff displays that are no threat to you and hints of fermenting chaos that will never materialize. In other words, Pisces, your subconscious mind may be prone to conjuring up imaginary problems that have little basis in reality. I exhort you to fling them aside like a superhero brushing off toy monsters.

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