Writes Ozzy Osbourne in his new autobiography, I Am Ozzy: "Mumble mumble mumble fucking mumble mumble mumble." Just kidding. The Prince of Darkness's new book should actually be an entertaining read that puts an end to some myths (no, he never killed puppies before going onstage) while confirming many others (yes, he decapitated a dove with his mouth and took enough drugs to kill an elephant). See the legend in person when he comes to Barnes & Noble to autograph copies of his book, which hits stores today.
Mon., Jan. 25, 12:30 p.m., 2010