By Keegan Hamilton
By Albert Samaha
By Village Voice staff
By Tessa Stuart
By Albert Samaha
By Steve Weinstein
By Devon Maloney
By Tessa Stuart
ARIES [March 21–April 19] Shakespeare got modest respect while he was alive, but his reputation as a brilliant bard didn't gel right away. It wasn't until 50 years after he died that anyone thought his work was notable. By then, all his colleagues were gone. That's why nothing is known about the person who made such a dramatic impact on the English language and literature. I suggest you take this as a metaphorical prod that will inspire you not to be blasé about the greatness that is in your vicinity. Don't take superlative intelligence, talent, or love for granted. Recognize it, bless it, be influenced by it.
TAURUS [April 20–May 20] You are the lord of all you survey! I'm almost tempted to say that you now have the power to command whirlwinds and alter the course of mighty rivers! At the very least, you will be able to mobilize the ambition of everyone you encounter and brighten the future of every group you're part of! Act with confident precision, Taurus! Speak with crisp authority! Your realm waits expectantly for the transformative decisions that will issue from the fresh depths of your emotional intelligence!
GEMINI [May 21–June 20] It's time for you to flee the safe pleasures that comfort you as well as the outmoded fixations that haunt you; to escape one of the galling compromises that twists your spirit as well as a familiar groove that numbs your intelligence. In my astrological opinion, Gemini, you need to get excited by stimuli that come from outside your known universe. You need fertile surprises that motivate you to resort to unpredictable solutions.
CANCER [June 21–July 22] "I never meet anyone who admits to having had a happy childhood," said writer Jessamyn West. "Everyone appears to think happiness betokens a lack of sensitivity." I agree. Many creative people I know brag about how messed up their early life was. Well, excuse me for breaking the taboo, but I, Rob Brezsny, had a happy childhood, and it did not prevent me from becoming a sensitive artist. In fact, it helped. Now I ask you, my fellow Cancerian, whether you're brave enough to go against the grain and confess that your early years had some wonderful moments? You're in a phase of your cycle when recalling the beauty and joy of the past could be profoundly invigorating.
LEO [July 23–August 22] Usually, I overflow with advice about how to access your soul's code. I love to help you express the unique blueprint that sets you apart from everyone else. Every now and then, though, it's a balm to take a sabbatical from exploring the intricacies of your core truths. For the next 10 days, I invite you to enjoy the privilege of being nobody. Revel in the pure emptiness of having no clue about your deep identity. If anyone asks you, "Who are you?," relish the bubbly freedom that comes from cheerfully saying, "I have no freaking idea!"
VIRGO [August 23–September 22] Gustave Flaubert (1821–1880) is regarded as one of the greats—his book Madame Bovary appears on many lists of the greatest novels of all time. And yet writing didn't come especially easy for him: He worked as hard as a ditch-digger. It wasn't uncommon for him to spend several agonizing days squeezing out a single page. On some occasions, he literally beat his head against a wall, as if trying to dislodge the right words from their hiding place in his brain. He's your role model in the coming week, Virgo. You can create something of value, although it may require hard labor.
LIBRA [September 23–October 22] My theory is that the whole world is in love with you. In some places, this adoration is bordering on infatuation. Creatures great and small are more apt than usual to recognize what's beautiful about you. As a result, wonders and marvels are likely to coalesce in your vicinity. Is there anything you can do to ensure that events unfold in ways that will yield maximum benefits for everyone concerned? Yes: Be yourself with as much tender intensity as you can muster.
SCORPIO [October 23–November 21] I hope that you saw the horoscope I wrote for you last week. These past seven days were designed by the universe to be a time for you to recharge your battery. Assuming that you took advantage of the opportunity, you should now shift gears. Your assignment is to work extra hard and extra sweet on yourself. By that, I mean you should make your way down into your depths and change around everything that isn't functioning with grace and power. Tweak your attitudes. Rearrange your emotional flow. Be an introspective master of self-refinement.
SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] This horoscope borrows from Jonathan Zap. The advice he gives below is designed to help you avoid the fate he warns against: "Many of the significant problems in our lives are more about recognizing the obvious rather than discovering the mysterious or hidden. One of the classic ways we deceive and hide from ourselves is by refusing to recognize the obvious, and shrouding what is right before us in rationalization and false complexity. We often delay and deny necessary transformation by claiming that there is a mysterious answer hidden from us, when actually we know the answers but pretend that we don't."