By Jared Chausow
By Katie Toth
By Elizabeth Flock
By Albert Samaha
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By Jon Campbell
By Jon Campbell
By Albert Samaha
ARIES [March 21–April 19] Shakespeare got modest respect while he was alive, but his reputation as a brilliant bard didn't gel right away. It wasn't until 50 years after he died that anyone thought his work was notable. By then, all his colleagues were gone. That's why nothing is known about the person who made such a dramatic impact on the English language and literature. I suggest you take this as a metaphorical prod that will inspire you not to be blasé about the greatness that is in your vicinity. Don't take superlative intelligence, talent, or love for granted. Recognize it, bless it, be influenced by it.
TAURUS [April 20–May 20] You are the lord of all you survey! I'm almost tempted to say that you now have the power to command whirlwinds and alter the course of mighty rivers! At the very least, you will be able to mobilize the ambition of everyone you encounter and brighten the future of every group you're part of! Act with confident precision, Taurus! Speak with crisp authority! Your realm waits expectantly for the transformative decisions that will issue from the fresh depths of your emotional intelligence!
GEMINI [May 21–June 20] It's time for you to flee the safe pleasures that comfort you as well as the outmoded fixations that haunt you; to escape one of the galling compromises that twists your spirit as well as a familiar groove that numbs your intelligence. In my astrological opinion, Gemini, you need to get excited by stimuli that come from outside your known universe. You need fertile surprises that motivate you to resort to unpredictable solutions.
CANCER [June 21–July 22] "I never meet anyone who admits to having had a happy childhood," said writer Jessamyn West. "Everyone appears to think happiness betokens a lack of sensitivity." I agree. Many creative people I know brag about how messed up their early life was. Well, excuse me for breaking the taboo, but I, Rob Brezsny, had a happy childhood, and it did not prevent me from becoming a sensitive artist. In fact, it helped. Now I ask you, my fellow Cancerian, whether you're brave enough to go against the grain and confess that your early years had some wonderful moments? You're in a phase of your cycle when recalling the beauty and joy of the past could be profoundly invigorating.
LEO [July 23–August 22] Usually, I overflow with advice about how to access your soul's code. I love to help you express the unique blueprint that sets you apart from everyone else. Every now and then, though, it's a balm to take a sabbatical from exploring the intricacies of your core truths. For the next 10 days, I invite you to enjoy the privilege of being nobody. Revel in the pure emptiness of having no clue about your deep identity. If anyone asks you, "Who are you?," relish the bubbly freedom that comes from cheerfully saying, "I have no freaking idea!"
VIRGO [August 23–September 22] Gustave Flaubert (1821–1880) is regarded as one of the greats—his book Madame Bovary appears on many lists of the greatest novels of all time. And yet writing didn't come especially easy for him: He worked as hard as a ditch-digger. It wasn't uncommon for him to spend several agonizing days squeezing out a single page. On some occasions, he literally beat his head against a wall, as if trying to dislodge the right words from their hiding place in his brain. He's your role model in the coming week, Virgo. You can create something of value, although it may require hard labor.
LIBRA [September 23–October 22] My theory is that the whole world is in love with you. In some places, this adoration is bordering on infatuation. Creatures great and small are more apt than usual to recognize what's beautiful about you. As a result, wonders and marvels are likely to coalesce in your vicinity. Is there anything you can do to ensure that events unfold in ways that will yield maximum benefits for everyone concerned? Yes: Be yourself with as much tender intensity as you can muster.
SCORPIO [October 23–November 21] I hope that you saw the horoscope I wrote for you last week. These past seven days were designed by the universe to be a time for you to recharge your battery. Assuming that you took advantage of the opportunity, you should now shift gears. Your assignment is to work extra hard and extra sweet on yourself. By that, I mean you should make your way down into your depths and change around everything that isn't functioning with grace and power. Tweak your attitudes. Rearrange your emotional flow. Be an introspective master of self-refinement.
SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] This horoscope borrows from Jonathan Zap. The advice he gives below is designed to help you avoid the fate he warns against: "Many of the significant problems in our lives are more about recognizing the obvious rather than discovering the mysterious or hidden. One of the classic ways we deceive and hide from ourselves is by refusing to recognize the obvious, and shrouding what is right before us in rationalization and false complexity. We often delay and deny necessary transformation by claiming that there is a mysterious answer hidden from us, when actually we know the answers but pretend that we don't."
CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] It's a good time to take inventory of all the stories you allow to pour into your head. Do you absorb a relentless stream of fear-inducing news reports and violent movies? Well, then, guess what: It's the equivalent, for your psyche, of eating rotting bear intestines and crud scraped off a Dumpster wall and pitchers full of trans fats from partially hydrogenated oil. But maybe, on the other hand, you tend to expose yourself to comedies that loosen your fixations and poems that stretch your understanding of the human condition and conversations about all the things that are working pretty well. If so, you're taking good care of your precious insides; you're fostering your mental health. Now, please drink in this fresh truth from Nigerian writer Ben Okri: "Beware of the stories you read or tell; subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world."
AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] In the coming week, I predict that you will NOT experience disgusting fascinations, smiling-faced failures, sensationalized accounts of useless developments, or bizarre fantasies in the middle of the night. You may, on the other hand, have encounters with uplifting disappointments, incendiary offers of assistance, mysterious declarations of interdependence, and uproars that provoke your awe and humility in healing ways. In other words, Aquarius, it'll be an uncanny, perhaps controversial time for you—but always leading in the direction of greater freedom.
PISCES [February 19–March 20] Congrats on your ability to do more floating and less thrashing as you cascade down the stream of consciousness. I think you're finally understanding that a little bit of chaos isn't a sign that everything's falling apart forever omigod the entire planet's crashing and evil is in ascension . . . but rather that a healthy amount of bewildering unpredictability keeps things fresh and clean. My advice is to learn to relax even more as you glide with serene amusement through life.