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After a protracted, numbing awards season, this Sunday's Oscar broadcast promises the drama of two ex-spouses battling for Best Picture and Best Director. But will Bigelow versus Cameron really have the spectacle of some of the Academy Awards' most outrageous moments?
1. What Hanoi Jane Didn't Say
The golden decade of Oscar scandal and self-importance is undoubtedly the 1970s—the era of streakers and Sacheen Littlefeather. Sometimes, though, what wasn't said made for the bigger shock. When Walter Matthau announced Jane Fonda as the winner for Best Actress for Klute during the 1972 broadcast, many expected a political screed. Sitting next to date Donald Sutherland, her Klute co-star and co-organizer of the anti–Vietnam War road show FTA (Fuck the Army) Tour, Fonda strode onstage, smiled, and bowed. There was no mention of the Viet Cong in her simple speech, which concluded, after a dramatic pause, "There's a great deal to say, and I'm not going to say it tonight. I would just like to really thank you very much."
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2. Oscar Intifada, Plus Bimbos!
Winning Best Supporting Actress at the 1978 ceremony, Fonda's Julia co-star, Vanessa Redgrave, didn't know when to clam up. Redgrave's support for the PLO—including funding and narrating the 1977 documentary The Palestinian—made her the target of the Jewish Defense League, which made good on its weeks-long pledge to demonstrate at the awards. According to Mason Wiley and Damien Bona's breezy Inside Oscar: The Unofficial History of the Academy Awards, Redgrave arrived at the ceremony with several bodyguards, who were among the few African-Americans in attendance—a point decried by another protest group, Blacks in Media Broadcasting Organization (BIMBO). Receiving her statue from John Travolta, Redgrave congratulated the audience: "I think you should be very proud that, in the last few weeks, you've stood firm and you have refused to be intimidated by the threats of a small bunch of Zionist hoodlums"—remarks met with gasps and boos. The response had no effect on the actress, who continued to discuss the "struggle against fascism and oppression" and Nixon and McCarthy. Presenting the Best Writing Award much later in the show, Paddy Chayefsky indulged in some grandstanding of his own: "I would like to say [. . .] that I'm sick and tired of people exploiting the Academy Awards for the propagation of their own personal propaganda."
3. Who's the Cat That Won't Cop Out?
When propaganda wasn't being propagated, insane musical numbers were. During the same Oscar ceremony that saw Fonda win for Klute, Isaac Hayes, wearing a "shirt" made entirely of gold chains, was pushed out onstage in an illuminated organ to lip-synch the "Theme From Shaft." As Black Moses emerged from a funky, Cocteau-ish, glory-holed passageway with assorted grooving limbs sticking through apertures, smoke machines activated and a camera zoomed in on some serious maxi-skirted rump-shaking. A multiracial, co-ed throng of dancers—think Shindig! as choreographed by Huey P. Newton—clapped, shimmied, and gyrated around the bald Stax man, who, when accepting the Oscar for Best Song, extended most of his gratitude to his granny.
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4. Making Sidney Poitier Proud
Hayes may have been outdone in 2006, when Three 6 Mafia's performance of Best Song winner "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" from Hustle & Flow ushered in the year of the bizarre country-ghetto fantasia, complete with krumping, ho fashion-show, and cast member/vocalist Taraji P. Henson thinking she's on American Idol.
5. Space Invaders
Musical numbers in the '80s displayed their own singular stripe of crazy. Singing the nominated "For Your Eyes Only" from the James Bond film of the same name in 1982, Sheena Easton makes her entrance by emerging from an intergalactic vehicle, surrounded by 007 villains—Dr. No, Odd Job, Blofeld (with a toy cat), and Jaws—plus a bevy of astro-dancers. A Bond surrogate arrives onstage in a white Lotus Esprit, setting off explosions and green laser beams. Easton, now packing heat, finishes the number before lifting off into outer space with the spy who loves her.
6. Mary, Keep on Burning
Yet the nadir (apex?) of Oscar outré is the disastrous opening number of the 1989 broadcast, created by Allan Carr, the proudly out, obese, caftan-wearing producer of Grease, Grease 2, and the 1980 disco dud Can't Stop the Music. As Robert Hofler explains in his new book on Carr, Party Animals, the producer, inspired by a low-camp, mid-'70s San Francisco revue called Beach Blanket Babylon, paired a helium-voiced Snow White (played by Eileen Bowman) with a tone-deaf Rob Lowe in a cracked version of "Proud Mary." But that was only part of this deranged Mary's vision: Merv Griffin, singing "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" in a Cockney accent, would introduce the Disney character to the Brat Packer on a set made to look like the Cocoanut Grove, where Tinseltown geriatrics (some barely mobile) like Roy Rogers, Dale Evans, Dorothy Lamour, and Alice Faye were trotted out onstage, competing with dancing tables. After the broadcast, Disney threatened a lawsuit for copyright infringement and irreparably damaging their beloved princess. Additionally, Hollywood eminences such as Paul Newman, Gregory Peck, and Billy Wilder sent a letter to the Academy calling the show "an embarrassment to both the Academy and the entire motion picture industry." Let's hope for similar shameless exhibitions of bad taste this year.
Re the Snow White / Rob Lowe car crash number: sheer hell to watch, but I do love the very beginning where Snow White winds her way through the VIPs in the front row -- not just serenading them, but actually touching them and getting right up in their faces -- and you can see the stricken, mortified frozen smiles on the faces of Tom Hanks, Sigourney Weaver, Glen Close, etc.
Nothing says bad taste than taking a name of the dead daughter you scorn. Paddy Chayefsky should be the last to talk on any subject concerning politics. Has there ever been a more self-righteous soap box movie than Network? He also continued bitching that night all pissed it was he and not Peter Firth's black wife accepting his Oscar and even called her up to the stage to do it. It could have been a classy move but he was just bitchy that night.
Now I know where Nicole Parker got her "Snow White as happy hooker" MadTv sketch.
Jane Fonda had been an activist, but at the time of the Oscar ceremony had not yet been to Hanoi (not until July 1972). "Hanoi Jane" didn't say anything, because she wasn't Hanoi Jane yet.
HANOI JANE is a coward---the phoney made sure Hollyweird would still hire her. VANESSA THE RED always loved anti-semetic Josef Stalin.
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