By Albert Samaha
By Amanda Dingyuan
By Anna Merlan
By Anna Merlan
By Albert Samaha
By Tessa Stuart
By Anna Merlan
By Roy Edroso
ARIES [March 21–April 19] It would be a good week for you to perfect your ability to crow like a rooster, Aries. I also recommend that you practice your skill at leaping out of bed in the morning fully refreshed, with your imagination primed and ready to immediately begin making creative moves. Other suggested exercises: being on the alert for what's being born; and humorously strutting around like you own whatever place you're in.
TAURUS [April 20–May 20] I got an e-mail with supposed words of wisdom from the Dalai Lama. "We spend more, but have less," it said. "We have more conveniences, but less time; more experts, yet more problems." I was suspicious. It seemed to contain too many pop platitudes to have been uttered by the Dalai Lama. I did some research and discovered that the passage was actually the handiwork of pastor Bob Moorehead, who resigned from his Seattle church under a cloud of allegations about misconduct. I urge you to make similar investigations of the ostensible truths you receive this week, Taurus. You may find discrepancies as major as the differences between the Dalai Lama and Bob Moorehead.
GEMINI [May 21–June 20] A life-long dream of mine came true recently, and I didn't even know it was a life-long dream until it happened. My daughter called on the phone from her college dorm room, wanting to discuss an essay she'd been assigned for her class. She liked it, but there were some points she wanted to understand better, and she thought my input might help. The essay? The "Surrealist Manifesto," written in 1924 by André Breton. Years ago, it was a crucial document in my own development as a young poet. The opportunity to share its heady brew with the beloved child I used to push on a swing was startlingly blissful. I predict a similar event for you in the coming days, Gemini: the fruition of a life-long dream you didn't even know you had.
CANCER [June 21–July 22] It's probably true for a lot of celebrities that their public personae are not accurate reflections of their private lives. One striking example is actress Megan Fox, who's famous for being a sex goddess. But she told Harper's Bazaar that she has slept with only two men in her life, and it makes her ill to even contemplate having sex with someone she doesn't love. While it may not bother her to have a reputation that's so different from her inner world, I wouldn't say the same about you. I urge you to do what you can to create more harmony between the version of yourself that you project outward and the version of yourself you actually live in.
LEO [July 23–August 22] In "The Gift," Shu Ting writes, "I dream the dream of a pond who lives not just to mirror the sky but to let willow trees on the bank drink me up." This would be an excellent dream for you to dream, Leo. It would also be empowering for you to render its themes in your waking life. I think you will derive great pleasure and sound teaching from mirroring a soaring archetype and feeding an intimate primal force.
VIRGO [August 23–September 22] Are you an athlete? If so, I suspect that you will soon make an adjustment in your training that will improve your game. Are you an artist, musician, or dancer? I bet you will get a sweet insight about the creative process that could revolutionize your work in the months to come. Are you a pilgrim on a meandering long-distance quest to a promised land whose location you're not exactly sure of? Any minute now, you'll uncover a clue that will dramatically narrow down the possibilities of where the promised land is.
LIBRA [September 23–October 22] There may be times in the coming week when you will, in a sense, be dreaming while standing up. On other occasions, you may be hard at work while lying down. In fact, I suspect that the law of reversals will be in full bloom. Things that have been last will, at least temporarily, be first, and influences that have calmed you down will rile you up. What has been in the shadows will come into the light. Tight squeezes may turn into expansive releases and heavy-duty commitments will get a dose of slack—and vice versa. Always vice versa.
SCORPIO [October 23–November 21] Every one of us in engaged in some ongoing battle with ourselves. Maybe there's a conflict between our heart and head. Maybe we feel guilty about or resentful toward some event from the past, and are constantly fighting with its after-image. Whatever your version of the civil war might be, Scorpio, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to reduce the heat of the strife. But you'll have to be ingenious as you reframe the way you think about the situation, and you'll have to locate a reservoir of will power that has been hidden in your depths.
SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] This would be an excellent time for you to take inventory of what brings you pleasure. You're due for an update and upgrade. Some of your tried-and-true strategies for generating joys and thrills are fraying at the edges. You should consider refurbishing them, even as you also think about going in quest of fresh sources of delight. For extra credit, see if you can gain access to an experience that could accurately be described as "a blessed state of bliss."