Sorry, Muffy and Biff, we hope you have a sense of humor. Tonight, the Upright Citizens Brigade presents the Brooks Brothers Clambake, an evening aboard the S.S. Wasp, with comic dudes Alex Scordelis and Chris Schell as your G&T-swilling captains. Indeed, thanks to your wacky crew, nothing cherished by prepsters—Sperry Top-Siders, the Hampton Jitney, popped collars, Princeton, Vampire Weekend, and even Saved by the Bell leader Zack Morris—will go unmocked. And, if you think you can trust the chefs, bring a bib to go over that cardigan because, apparently, clams will be served.
Sat., April 24, midnight, 2010