CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] Jean Perrin dreamed "of marrying the dawn with the light of the moon," and I invite you to do the same. The darkness you've been immersed in will leave you soon. As it does, please don't forsake the moon-like radiance that has provided you with guidance. Instead, bring along what it has taught you as you head into a far brighter phase. Retain some of the wisdom the dim light has compelled you to learn.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] I know two people in their 80s who have accomplished a sensational creative art project: They've been happily married for 65 years. How could they have continued to stay close through all the changes each of them has gone through? During the fascinating relationship tests that will be coming your way in the weeks ahead, Aquarius, I'd love for you to summon some of their dogged ingenuity and tenacious collaborative skills.

PISCES [February 19–March 20] For the last 20 years, I've worn just one brand of shoes—all-black Converse high-top sneakers. I've had them on them at weddings and while jogging, at my daughter's high school graduation and while performing at my shows. Am I too set in my ways? Definitely. In any case, Pisces, don't be like me. Whatever your version of covering your feet with nothing but black Converse high-top sneakers may be, the upcoming weeks will be an excellent time to change your ways. Break out and branch out! Try something new about how you present yourself—the equivalent of me switching over to suede moccasins or snakeskin cowboy boots.


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