When we meet Too Cool, Dog, and Beaver (Wesley Jonathan, Chico Benymon, and Leonard Robinson), their partnership revolves around trumping up elaborate schemes to find, mate with, and briskly dispose of women. The latest is Speed-Datings titular service, which makes for a succession of sexual encounters gone awrytheir headquarters, Too Cools showroom estate, sees enough one-night-stand traffic to have Walk of Shame inscribed over the stairwell. Such cruelty is brushed off as good fun; your entertainment is the only desire of writer/director Joseph A. Elmore Jr., who buys subplots in bulk and drops in music videos when theres any sign of slowing down. True to bromantic form, the bachelors grow up into true love with nice-looking actresses; along the way, suspected man-tickler Beaver confronts obsessively voiced suspicions of same-sex inclinations, theres some stuff about saving a restaurant, and Too Cool reconciles with his birth mother and senile millionaire aunt (who made her fortune designing HALO!). Tender, meaningful eye contact alternates screentime with cartoon detours, including Chris Elliott as a blue-skinned building inspector named Red Green, Clint Why not? Howard hanging around in a wheelchair, Reign Morton queening it up, and stand-up Tony T. Roberts as an ex-pimp pastor. A homemade vaudeville thats likable enough to wear you down with its eager-to-please capering.
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