By Keegan Hamilton
By Albert Samaha
By Village Voice staff
By Tessa Stuart
By Albert Samaha
By Steve Weinstein
By Devon Maloney
By Tessa Stuart
ARIES [March 21–April 19] Where I live, 35 percent of all high school students confess that they have engaged in binge drinking, which is imbibing five or more drinks in a two-hour period. Your inner teenager may soon be longing to flirt with that kind of intense release. Can I talk him out of it? As much as I sympathize with the younger you's need to escape the effects of the daily grind, I'm asking the adult you to step in and assert your authority. Try to find a more constructive approach to liberation.
TAURUS [April 20–May 20] Why did feathered dinosaurs evolve wings? Paleontologists have a new theory: It added to their allure. A researcher at the University of Manchester speculated that "maybe they ran around with their arms outstretched to show off how pretty their feathers were." Eventually those forearms became wings that came in handy for flying. In other words, the power of flight did not originate from the urge to fly but rather from the urge to be attractive. Oddly enough, Taurus, this approach to understanding evolution would be useful for you to meditate on in the coming weeks. You could develop some interesting new capacities as you work to enhance your appeal to people who matter.
GEMINI [May 21–June 20] On the subject of being divided, Iris Murdoch wrote: "He led a double life. Did that make him a liar? He did not feel a liar. He was a man of two truths." Whether you deserve the generosity of that interpretation still remains to be seen, Gemini. It is possible that your version of doubleness will be rooted in deceit or delusion rather than sincere and honest duality. Of course I'm rooting for the latter. Please do all you can to ensure that you're being authentic, not manipulative.
CANCER [June 21–July 22] My friend Ariel's daughter, Juno, doesn't understand why anyone would build streets that run in a straight line. Isn't it more fun if the highways are curvy? Shouldn't people want to veer this way and that, relishing the playful twists and turns? That's where the best action is, says Juno, and I agree: in the tweak, in the twirl, in the winding way—not in the beeline route that leaves no room for improvisation. That's especially true for you right now, my fellow Cancerian.
LEO [July 23–August 22] Would you be delighted if I arranged to get an offshore oil-drilling rig named after you? Probably not. Would you celebrate if you won an all-expenses-paid vacation to the war zones in Afghanistan? I doubt it. So don't accept dubious honors and gifts like those, Leo. Be clear that you're not interested in ego strokes that are irrelevant to your long-term dreams. If you hope to get the prize you're aiming for, you will have to say a definitive no to supposedly good things that you don't really want.
VIRGO [August 23–September 22] The nature of the game is changing. Do you know which game I'm referring to? I mean the one that everyone's playing but no one's acknowledging. The rules of the game had held steady for quite some time, but recently they began to shift. Now even the game's rewards are in the process of metamorphosing. You don't necessarily need to splash a big dose of raw candor all over the place, but I recommend that you at least tell yourself the truth about what's going on.
LIBRA [September 23–October 22] My Facebook friend has come up with terms for you Libras that puts a more positive spin on your reputation as a fence-sitter. He suggests "fence dancer" or "fence warrior." You don't always deserve to be bestowed with those honorable titles, of course. Sometimes you really do molder there in your intermediate position, paralyzed by indecision and unable to do what's in the best interests of anyone, including yourself. But on other occasions—like now—you have the power to use your in-between status dynamically, coordinating the opposing interests to work as a whole that's greater than the sum of the parts.
SCORPIO [October 23–November 21] "I cannot seem to feel alive unless I am alert," wrote Charles Bowden, "and I cannot feel alert unless I push past the point where I have control." Yikes! That's a pretty extreme approach. But I suggest that you consider trying it out in the coming week. If you hope to seize even one of the multiple opportunities that are swirling in your vicinity, you will need both supreme focus and a loosey-goosey willingness to respond to novelty. So don't tense up and blank out and try to wrestle the mysterious flows into submission. Use your sixth sense to find the groove, and relax into it.
SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] "Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried," said Winston Churchill. He was defending his favorite political system, asserting that its imperfections are superior to the flaws of monarchy, plutocracy, anarchy, theocracy, and the rest. I invite you to use a similar gauge as you evaluate the belief system that's at the center of your life. Does it sometimes lead you astray, cause you to see things that aren't really there, and fill you with confusion—but in ways that are more life-enhancing than any other belief system you know of? Or is your belief system actually kind of toxic? Should you consider replacing it with another set of organizing principles? If it's the latter, now would be a good time to begin making a change.