HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS!
Jackie Beat can’t be beat
During this time of year, people attempt to be kind to their fellow man, but really it tends to come across as . . . oh, what’s the word?—phoney! But the drag queen of drag queens, Jackie Beat has always kept it real, especially during the holidays. Why, you ask? Because she doesn’t give a flying fuck. The All-You-Can-Eat-Christmas is her annual holiday comedy and musical romp that showcases her skill at mixing the holy with the nasty. We guarantee you that nowhere else but at a Jackie Beat show can you hear “Sleigh Ride in Leather With You” or “How the Bitch Stole Christmas.” So this year, instead of sending your loved ones a cheesy holiday card, bring them to see Ms. Beat so they don’t have a “Blew Christmas.”
Dec. 16-19, 7:30 p.m., 2010
