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ARIES [March 21April 19] I remember seeing singer Diamanda Galas in concert. Though classically trained, she didnt confine herself to mellifluous melodies and elegant tones. She was a whirlwind of elemental sound. The skill with which she shaped the sound as it escaped her body was prodigious. My companion and I agreed that she made your ears convulse and your eyes writhe and your skin pricklebut in a good way. How would you feel about inviting some similar experiences into your life, Aries? The astrological omens suggest this would be an excellent time to seek the rowdy healing that only disciplined wildness can provide.
TAURUS [April 20May 20] Heres a haiku-like poem by Cor van den Heuvel: The little girl/hangs all the ornaments/on the nearest branch. My comment: Its cute that the girl crams all the decorations onto one small section of the tree, and maybe her parents will keep them that way. But I recommend that you take a different approach as you work to beautify and enliven your environment. Spread out your offerings, and make sure that everything in need of invigoration gets what it requires.
GEMINI [May 21June 20] This is a good time to go in search of secrets youve been hiding from yourself. I suggest you also track down the missing links that arent really missing but are neglected. My advice is similar for the lost treasure youre wondering about: Clues about its whereabouts are lying around in full view for anyone who is innocent enough to see them. PS: Being uncomplicated isnt normally your strong suit, but this is one of those rare times when youll have an aptitude for it.
CANCER [June 21July 22] In Arrested Development, Buster Bluth was an adult character who was a bit over-attached to his mother. It seemed to have to do with the fact that he lingered in her womb for 11 months before agreeing to be born. The obstetrician claimed there were claw marks on her uterus. I want to be sure you dont make a comparable misstep in the coming weeks. It really is time for you to come out and play. Leave your protective sanctuary and leap into the jangly, enchanting tumult.
LEO [July 23August 22] I have imaginary friends who help me. And yes, they sometimes even give me ideas for your horoscopes. Are you OK with that? Among the many other perks my secret buddies provide, they show me where my cell phone and car keys are when Ive misplaced thema prime sign of their practical value. Whats your current status in regards to imaginary friends, Leo? Do you even have any? This would be an excellent time to seek them out and put them to work. In fact, I encourage you to do anything that might attract the input of undiscovered allies, behind-the-scenes collaborators, mysterious guidance, and divine assistance.
VIRGO [August 23September 22] Might there be a message for you in the mist on the window? Be alert for the undertones, Virgo. Scan the peripheries for the future as it reveals itself a little early. You never know when the hidden world might be trying to slip you a tip. You should be alert for the deeper storylines weaving themselves just below the level where the supposedly main plot is unfolding.
LIBRA [September 23October 22] A musician who records under the name of Shamantis took Justin Biebers U Smile, and slowed it down 800 percent. The new work was a 35-minute-long epic masterpiece of ambient electronica that The New York Times praised as ghostly and oceanic. More than two million people tuned in to hear it on the Internet. Might there be a comparable transformation in your future, Libra? Its prime time for you to transform a pedestrian exercise into a transcendent excursion or a meaningless entertainment into a sublime learning opportunity.
SCORPIO [October 23November 21] More than a few wildlife films use deception to fool the audiences into thinking theyre watching animals in the wild. So says Chris Palmer, a producer of many such films. One classic trick involves hiding jellybeans in carcasses, he told New Scientist. If you see a bear feeding on a dead elk in a film, you can be pretty sure that the bear was hired from a game farm and is looking for sweets hidden in the carcass by the filmmakers. I suspect you will encounter a metaphorically comparable ruse or switcheroo sometime soon, Scorpio. Itll be your job to be an enforcer of authenticity. Be on the lookout for the jellybeans.
SAGITTARIUS [November 22December 21] My favorite news source, The Onion, reported on a proposed law that would prohibit marriage between any two people who dont actually love each other. Couples whose unions are rooted in mutual antipathy or indifference are of course protesting the plan, insisting that they have as much of a right to wed as those who care for each other deeply and treat each other tenderly. Whether or not this proposal becomes a formal part of the legal system, Sagittarius, I urge you to embrace it. In fact, Ill go so far as to ask you not to do anything at all unless you are at least somewhat motivated by love. The coming months will be a time when your success will depend on your ability to rise to new heights of compassion, romance, eros, tenderness, empathy, and affection.
CAPRICORN [December 22January 19] Lets imagine were fifth-century monks living in the south of France. And lets say we decide were going to build a chapel in a place that has long been a pagan shrine dedicated to the moon goddess Selene. Shouldnt we consider the possibility that our new house of worship may be imbued with the vibes of the previous sanctuary? Wont our own spiritual aspirations be colored by those of the people who for hundreds of years poured forth their devotions? Now shift your attention to the present day, and apply our little thought experiment to whats going on in your life. Tune in to the influences that may be conditioning the new thing youd like to create.
AQUARIUS [January 20February 18] I would like to steal your angst, Aquarius. I fantasize about sneaking into your room tonight, plucking your nightmares right out of the heavy air, and spiriting them away. I imagine sidling up to you on a crowded street and pickpocketing your bitterness and frustrationmaybe even pilfering your doubts, too. I wouldnt keep any of these ill-gotten goods for myself, of course. I wouldnt try to profit from them in any way. Instead, I would donate them to the yawning abyss, offer them up to the stormy ocean, or feed them to a bonfire on a primal beach. PS: Even though I cant personally accomplish these things, there is now a force loose in your life that can. Are you willing to be robbed of things you dont need?
PISCES [February 19March 20] In 2011, I bet that memory wont play as big a role in your life as it has up until now. I dont mean to say that you will neglect or forget about the past. I expect that you will be less hemmed in by the consequences of what happened way back when. Youll be able to work around and maybe even transcend the limitations that the old days and the old ways used to impose on you. Your free will? It will be freer than maybe it has ever been. Your creative powers will override the inertia of how things have always been done.
Homework: What do you foresee happening in the world in 2011? What do you predict for your own life? Write to Truthrooster@gmail.com.