Tell me that isn’t the most gourmet (can this word be applied to dried-up cow meat?) beef jerky you’ve ever seen. Over at Brooklyn Fireproof, the goods are being supplied by jerky newcomers SlantShack Jerky, whose mission statement is “To unleash a jerky flavor revolution upon the meat loving masses.” Somehow, corporate sponsorship of indie-rock shows in tiny Brooklyn venues seems moral, if not saintly, when beef jerky is involved. Oh, and Freelance Whales are headlining. Admittedly, we are unsure as to how their prissy, L train-serenading pop-tronica fits in with this rousing affair. But damn, have you ever been to a beef jerky party?