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What’s a Good Jail Look for Lindsay Lohan?

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Should they shave her head like in the women’s prison classic Caged? (Nah. Then they’ll just say she’s imitating Britney again.)

Or maybe a nice mix of designer clothes and a Bible, a la Paris Hilton? (No way. That’ll make her look like a carbon copy of her horrible father.)

I think plain old stripes would work — as long as they match her SCRAM ankle bracelet and the “Fuck U” inscribed on her glamour nails.

And, by the way, I hope this 90-day incarceration gig is just the wake-up call Lindsay needs to rethink her act and realize her potential.

After she gets out, anyone who lets her into another nightclub should get the death penalty!

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