Either someone is a mensch of the highest order, or a genius publicist. At this rate, it doesn’t matter. If you are a bully, and you target gay youths, please continue to do so (without causing irreparable harm, of course) long enough for the following to happen:
1. Someone notices.
2. The person who notices contacts Undefeated Mixed Martial Arts fighter Daniel Puder.
3. Undefeated Mixed Martial Arts fighter Daniel Puder comes to your school, and beats the shit out of you. Apparently, Puder recently told TMZ:
“Anybody that’s getting bullied in the whole U.S. can shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org…You email me, I’ll go fly to your school … and we’ll go talk to the bullies for you.”
And by “talk” he means “bends you into a pretzel so you can taste the top notes of your own esophagus by shoving your head up your ass so far even the trauma surgeons assigned to you will “tap out.” Via WeHo News, he says he won’t do that…
After some people assumed he intended to beat up the bullies, Mr. Puder said, “I don’t want to beat up the bullies. What I want to do is I want to basically encourage the bullies and I want to re-train them to think that they don’t need to bully people.”
…but all MMA fans know what “re-train” is a euphemism for. This:
BA-BLAW! Yes. By “retrain” he means “retrain” your face into the ground. Asshole. Somewhere, Carl Paladino is worried.