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David Serrano Wants You at the Cock

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A popular presence on the scene, David Serrano has been doing “Big Gulp” Tuesdays at the Cock, where the signs reminding you that sexual acts are not allowed are almost as large as the Long Island iced teas that will make you too blitzed to get it up anyway.

I just cornered David for some fascinating banter after midnight.

Me: Hi, David. How do you enforce the “No sex” rule at the Cock?

Serrano: There’s a No Sex rule?

Me: It’s so dark in there that I sometimes feel I should send a canary in first. Can you see anyone? Has anyone ever looked hot who wasn’t?

Serrano: If you are holding cash in your hand, I can see you. As for part two of your question, the answer is no. I think everyone is hot. I have very low standards.

Me: Me too! Anyway, you’ve been a DJ, bartender, singer, and promoter. Which is the most enchanting path?

Serrano: None, they all suck. I would much rather have inherited my wealth.

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