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Dear Mexican: A few years ago, I moved to Tucson. In said city, I noticed that there were little piles of stuff accumulated on the medians of the main roads. It looks like what was Día de la Muertos paraphernaliaI'm not so gringo as to not know whats up. These little piles of beadssometimes piles big enough to have bikesare obviously memorials to deceased family and friends. My question is this: Why the need to litter the medians or roadsides? Down Under, Mexicans Blow
Dear DUMB: Paraphernalia? I hope thats what you call the tombstones of your relativesactually, I hope you dont, because that just means youre even more of an insensitive baboso than you currently are. Primeramente, despite the strenuous efforts of hipsters, Día de los Muertos (that last word is masculinehence, the use of the masculine singular definite article el instead of the la you used. How gringo of you!) is actually a solemn holidayeverything used for a display has a personal meaning not easily purchased at Party City. As Ive written before, Mexicans have a much-more cordial relationship with Death than gabachos, so descansos commemorating accidents can stay up for years in Mexican neighborhoods and no one gets their chonis in a bunch like you have. How is remembering someone literring? As long as its not on private property, why does a roadside memorial bother you? May a pigeon perch on your cenotaph!
There seem to be many questions on your take of whats Mexican and why Mexicans do this or do that. My question is on heritage, Mr. Mexicano. My last name, Anguiano, is from a little village in Spain. I notice how it sounds and how it seems to be closely related to Arabic. When I learned that Arabs came to Spain at one time, I wondered if there was a chance that all Mexicans originated from Arabic peeps? I dont know muchjust wanted your take on it? Askin Arellano About Anguiano
Dear AAAA: You dont know much? You at least know your surname is habitational, which is more than most Mexis know about their apellido. And you also know that the Moors invaded Spain and infiltrated supposedly pure Spanish bloodlines far and wide. But Arabic heritage only went so faryes, we worship a virgin with a partly Arabic name, but Anguianos home province of La Rioja was part of al-Andalus for only a few centuries until retaken by Spaniards in the 10th century. Thats when the word Anguiano first entered Hispanic chronicles, and the name for the village of the same name was chosen specifically because of its Latin originsthose are lost to history, but we can safely assume it had something to do with snakes, since the word angui is the singular form of snake in Latin. Maybe Anguiano means snake man? Eh, post hoc pendejo propter hoc.
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