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By Jon Campbell
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ARIES [March 21April 19] Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization, said George Bernard Shaw. Its very important that you be more discerning than newspapers in the coming weeks. You cant afford to confuse a minor mess with a major snafu; it would be a big mistake to treat a small temporary detour as a permanent loss of momentum. Please keep your melodramatic tendencies in check, even as you appreciate the entertainment value of your ever-shifting story.
TAURUS [April 20May 20] I know many Tauruses who are skilled at selling services, but less adept at presenting themselves. They dont mind being pushy and strategic, as long as they can remain a bit shy about showing others exactly who they are. If this is true about you, I propose that you work on changing it. The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to be bold about expressing the totality of your beauty and making sure that everyone who matters to you gets to see it in its full glory.
GEMINI [May 21June 20] You wont get nervous if you have to deal with more success than usual, right? You wont run away if a power spot youve been cultivating for yourself finally starts providing you with the opportunities youd been hoping for, right? I just hope youre ready to handle the good stuff thats available, Gemini. Please dont confuse this enjoyable stress with the other kind.
CANCER [June 21July 22] In The Possible Human, Jean Houston describes amazing capacities that are within reach of any of us who are brazen enough to cultivate them. We can summon enormous power to heal ourselves; develop an acute memory; cultivate an acute perceptual apparatus that can see infinity in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower; and practice the art of being deeply empathetic. Guess what, Cancerian: The next six months will be one of the best times ever for you to work on developing these superpowers. To get started, answer this question: Is there any attitude or belief you have that might be standing in the way?
LEO [July 23August 22] The depths are calling to you, Leo. Can you hear their subtle melodies? Dont worry: Im not referring to the icky, stinky, creepy depths; I dont mean that youll have to lose yourself in a chaotic miasma, or wander speechless in a claustrophobic maze. No: The deep place Im talking about is maybe the cleanest, most well-lit abyss youve ever had the complicated pleasure to explore. Im not saying therell be no hairy riddles to deal with; but I am saying that even the hairy riddles will be interesting, at least a little fun, and helpful in your efforts to purify yourself.
VIRGO [August 23September 22] Im no fan of the climate change thats rocking every corner of the planet. In fact, I oppose it; I protest it; I resist it. However, I do need to acknowledge that there is at least one upside: The world is becoming more fragrant. Scientists say that as carbon dioxide levels rise, plants will release more aromatic chemicals known as biogenic volatile organic compounds. The smell of growing vegetation could intensify by as much as 40 percent in the coming decades. This situation is not a precise metaphorical match for your upcoming destiny, Virgo, but I do see some similarities. Things are going to be getting hotter for you, emotionally speakingand that will be stimulating, often even pleasurable, to your senses.
LIBRA [September 23October 22] An interviewer asked me, What is the most difficult aspect of what you do? Heres what I said: Not repeating myself is the hardest thing. And yet its also a lot of fun. Theres nothing more exciting for me than to keep being surprised by what I write. Its deeply enjoyable to be able to feed people clues they havent heard from me before. And when I focus on doing what gives me pleasure, the horoscopes write themselves. I hope this helps you in your own life right now. If youre afraid that youre in danger of repeating yourself, start playing more. Look for what scrambles your expectations in entertaining ways. Decide that youre going to put the emphasis on provoking delight in yourself, not preserving your image.
SCORPIO [October 23November 21] I am a big fan of your analytical intellect, and would never advise you to shove it out of the way so that your emotional intelligence can rule uncontested. But this is one time when I think the latter needs to get more say than the former. In that light, please consider the following counsel from my Facebook friend Sophia Veleda: I do not consider emotions to be the dirty redheaded stepchild of the frontal cortex. Our emotional selves are more intuitive, faster, smarter (by means of being able to take in more data at once), and just as capable. The frontal cortex is as likely to make errors due to data omission as the emotional center is likely to get a degree of magnitude wrong.