A "Star Trek" Alien Lives in Flatbush

Indie filmmakers Kasia Kowalczyk and Tal Harris make shit awesome

A "Star Trek" Alien Lives in Flatbush
Kasia Kowalczyk as a Kelvin alien in J.J. Abrams's Star Trek reboot. More photos of Kasia in costume, and at home, here.

Shelter, a column about New Yorkers and the places they call home, ran in this paper from 1997 to 2006. We've revived the feature, which will run here weekly. Last week, we met writers Lois Morris and Robert Lipsyte, “living legend” Genesis Breyer P-Orridge, and Australian transplants sharing a 3500-square-foot loft.

Location: Victorian Flatbush, Brooklyn

Size: 900 square feet, two bedrooms, two bathrooms

Rent: $1800/month

Occupants: Kasia Kowalczyk (film director/production designer/monster), Tal Harris (film producer/actor/office production assistant, Damages)

You probably wouldn't be surprised to learn that what lives inside a Star Trek alien likes sperm, but not kids. But to peel off the mutated-acorn cranium of a Kelvin alien and to discover, underneath that fibrous goo, a former Stein Mart window dresser. . . who collects heart balloons and draws farting deer . . . and has business cards that promise I MAKE SHIT AWESOME . . . ? Well, that's just the beauty of Kasia Kowalczyk.

photo by Paul Quitoriano
Tal and Kasia's back-room office. Note the penis lamp.
Paul Quitoriano
Tal and Kasia's back-room office. Note the penis lamp.

Kasia, who rents a two-bedroom nestled among the Flatbush Malls with her husband of eight years, producer Tal Harris (who's currently employed on the FX production staff of the Glenn Close-starring drama Damages), lists her for-hire talents as, "Director/Production Designer/Monster" on that business card. Her Internet Movie Database profile also credits the actress with the ability to tranform into "Dark Shape #1" (2010's Grey Skies) and "Headless Woman" (the 2009 short Hungry for Love), but her most recognizable metamorphosis was as Starfleet officer of J.J. Abrams's Star Trek reboot. The 33-year-old has another cameo in the 2009 Rodenberry retrofit, appearing in a disciplinary-scene crowd shot behind Chris Pine's Kirk as a squishy-featured creature with jowls she now compares to fallopian tubes ("They kinda had like pubic hair at the ends of them"). But it was the former's approximately 18 seconds of Kelvin-alien screen-time that inspired a trading card.

"When I went to work on Star Trek, J.J. Abrams was directing, but I didn't know who he was," admits Kasia, who Trekkies know best as Alnschloss K'Bentayr (serial number SA-890-0404-DB). "I'd never seen Lost!" In fact, she was more starstruck by Karl Urban, the actor cast as Bones, because he'd starred in an obscure 2000 Kiwi film called The Price of Milk. Fame inversion is a common issue for her. "I have that problem, so I'm probably never going to have a really good career in film."

Then again, maybe not. In the land of Hollywood prosthetics, a "freakishly small" head may be a far greater asset than a big name-dropping mouth. That's at least what she was told after modeling for the movie poster for One Missed Call, a corny 2008 J-horror-film remake starring Ed Burns, as a plump-lipped "nanny ghost" with screaming lips for eye sockets. Hired by Academy-Award-nominated special-effects make-up artist Tom Floutz, Kasia later asked what specifically landed her the part. "He said, ‘Well, she has a really long neck and a really small head," Tal recalls. "That's really good for prosthetics. You can build up the head and build up the neck without it looking strange—'"

"And you have to be able to handle not being able to eat," Kasia reports. "Being able to live off cheese and olives really helps you maintain a good prosthetics career."

Kasia is slightly statured, sylph-like, with long twiggy arms. Slender but not frail, the sometime wardrobe designer is one of those creative-energy bursts who imparts every detail with an extraordinary flourish. On a recent Saturday afternoon in her Victorian Flatbush living room, she both partakes in, and offers, red wine, apple slices, cheese, and misfortune cookies (I HATE YOU one seems to snicker), and leads a tour of their 900-square-foot place with Tal. Their walk-in kitchen is pink and brown with polka dots; snapshots and notes are taped inside cabinet doors. "I like when apartments have of whimsy, when you don't see things and suddenly you do," she offers. Except in the lavatory. "I don't think you should have a surprise when you're in the bathroom." But even there, the toothbrush holder is a blue plastic elephant.

Over a decade ago, the indie-filmmaking couple met in Athens, Georgia, later expanded to Atlanta, married (she proposed at the zoo). With her directing and him producing, they collaborated on two short films. The first, 2003's Replacing Delphine, was an elegantly eerie fairy tale about a man seeking to taxidermy a child who reminds him of the daughter he lost in a fire. "A lot of people didn't like it," Kasia admits. "Mostly children liked it, and deaf people." The other, 2005's The Bread Squeezer, was a darkly comedic, color-saturated fable of Andrew, a boy who becomes a bread-squeezing addict after his parents die in a tragic Christmas tree accident. (Tal plays the Bread Squeezer as an adult.) But down South, where the two of them splayed out in a 2200-square-feet loft with three levels a private roofdeck, living space was abundant, but opportunities, say, to make the next Pan's Labyrinth or to get a piggyback ride from Vincent D'Onofrio (a personal fantasy of Kasia's) or to play a Star Trek alien were not. Los Angeles was just as decentralized as Atlanta, so their remaining choices were Paris, London, and New York.

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