Free Will Astrology: March 16-22, 2011

ARIES [March 21–April 19] Like Bob Dylan in his 1962 song "A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall," you've done a lot of rough and tumble living lately. You've "stumbled on the side of 12 misty mountains." You've "stepped in the middle of seven sad forests." You've "been out in front of a dozen dead oceans." Maybe most wrenching of all, you've "seen a highway of diamonds with nobody on it." The good news is that the hard rain will end soon. In these last days of the downpour, I suggest you trigger a catharsis for yourself. Consider doing something like what Dylan did: "I'll think it and speak it and breathe it/And reflect it from the mountain so all souls can see it."

TAURUS [April 20–May 20] Mythologist Michael Meade says that the essential nature of every human soul is gifted and noble. I agree. Cynics who exaggerate how messed-up we all are, ignoring our beauty, are just as unrealistic as naive optimists. But because the cynics have a disproportionately potent influence on the zeitgeist, they make it harder for us to evaluate our problems with a wise and balanced perspective. Many of us feel cursed by the apparent incurability of our wounds, while others, rebelling against the curse, underestimate how wounded they are. Mead says: "Those who think they are not wounded in ways that need conscious attention and careful healing are usually the most wounded of all." Your task in the next few weeks, Taurus, is to make a realistic appraisal of your wounds.

GEMINI [May 21–June 20] Metallica's frontman James Hetfield brashly bragged to Revolver magazine that he was proud his music was used to torture prisoners at the U.S. military's detention camp in Guantánamo Bay. I urge you to make a more careful and measured assessment of the influences that you personally put out into the world. It's time to find out how closely your intentions match your actual impact—and to correct any discrepancies. How are people affected by the vibes you exude?

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CANCER [June 21–July 22] "In the absence of clearly defined goals," said Robert Heinlein, "we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it." If this description is even a partial match for the life you're living, now is the time to address the problem. You have far more power than usual to identify and define worthy goals—both the short-term and long-term variety.

LEO [July 23–August 22] As I was mulling over your astrological omens, I came across a short poem that aptly embodies the meaning of this moment for you. It's by Richard Wright, and goes like this: "Coming from the woods/A bull has a lilac sprig/Dangling from a horn." Here's one way to interpret this symbolic scene: Primal power is emerging into a clearing from out of the deep darkness. It is bringing with it a touch of lithe and blithe beauty—a happy accident.

VIRGO [August 23–September 22] You have one potential enemy in the coming weeks: a manic longing for perfection. It's OK to feel that longing as a mild ache. But if you allow it to grow into a burning obsession, you will probably undo yourself at every turn. You may even sabotage some of the good work you've done. My recommendation, then, is to give yourself the luxury of welcoming partial success, limited results, and useful mistakes. Paradoxically, cultivating that approach will give you the best chance at getting lots of things done. Here's your motto for the week, courtesy of Theodore Roosevelt: "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

LIBRA [September 23–October 22] When I was nine years old, one of my favorite jokes went like this: "What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Give up? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm." According to my reading of the astrological omens, Libra, that's a good piece of information for you to keep in mind right now. If and when a serpent offers you an apple, I hope you will sink your teeth into it with cautious nibbles. I'm not saying you shouldn't bite, just that you should proceed warily.

SCORPIO [October 23–November 21] Normally we think of a garbage dump as a spot where we go to get rid of trash and outworn stuff we no longer need. It emits a stench that wafts a great distance, and it's a not a place where you wear your finery. But there is a dump in Idaho that diverges from that description. It has the usual acres of rubbish, but also features a bonus area that the locals call "The Mall." This is where people dispose of junk that might not actually be junk. It has no use for them any more, but they recognize that others might find value in it. It was at The Mall where my friend Peter found a perfectly good chainsaw that had a minor glitch he easily fixed. I suspect that life may be like that dump for you in the coming week: a wasteland with perks.

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Without Pie
Without Pie

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Goran
Goran

Hello Mr Rob ,,,love your Fre Will ,,,,love your Aries part ha ha ,,,I am an ARIES born on March 21 st,,,all the best dear friend

Blatz789
Blatz789

If the bull comes out of the dark with a lilac from his horn, I will lay down my beauty upon his paw. I will dance his ethereal dance to the tune of gleeful submission. The forest will alight with creatures of every diversity. We will all sit down to a banquet of peace and prosperity and unity. ;)

 
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