SAGITTARIUS [November 22–December 21] According to Jorge Luis Borges, time "is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire." I believe he meant for that statement to be true for all of us. Luckily for you, though, you'll soon be getting a temporary exemption. For a while, you'll be more like the tiger than the one the tiger devours; you will have more in common with the fire than with the one consumed by the fire. In other words, Sagittarius, you will have more power than usual to outwit the tyrannies of time. Are you ready to take advantage? You're primed to claim more slack, more wiggle room, more permission.

CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] San Francisco band Smash-Up Derby approaches their music-making with a spirit that might be useful for you to emulate in the coming week, Capricorn. Each of their songs is a blend of two famous tunes. Typically, the instrumentalists play a rock song while the singers do a pop hit with a similar chord progression. Imagine hearing the guitars, bass, and drums play Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" while the lead vocalist croons Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." The crucial part of their ongoing experiment is that it works. The sound coming from the stage isn't a confusing assault. You could pull off a challenge like that: combining disparate elements with raucous grace.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] Last August, I wrote you a horoscope that spoke of opportunities you'd have to upgrade your close relationships. Hoping to inspire you, I cited two people I know who have successfully reimagined and reinvented their marriage for many years. In response, one reader complained. "Yuck!" his email began. "I thought I was getting a horoscope but instead I got a sentimental self-help blurb in the style of Reader's Digest." I took his words to heart. As you Aquarians enter a new phase when you could do a lot to build your intimacy skills, I'll try something more poetic: Succulent discipline and luminous persistence equals incandescent kismet.

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PISCES [February 19–March 20] If I had to come up with a title for the next phase of your cycle, it might be "Gathering Up." You should focus on collecting any resources that are missing from your reserves. You should hone skills that are still too weak to get you where you want to go, and you should attract the committed support of allies who can help you carry out your dreams and schemes. Don't be shy about assembling the necessities, Pisces. Experiment with being slightly voracious.

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Hello Mr Rob ,,,love your Fre Will ,,,,love your Aries part ha ha ,,,I am an ARIES born on March 21 st,,,all the best dear friend

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If the bull comes out of the dark with a lilac from his horn, I will lay down my beauty upon his paw. I will dance his ethereal dance to the tune of gleeful submission. The forest will alight with creatures of every diversity. We will all sit down to a banquet of peace and prosperity and unity. ;)

 
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