Me: Meanwhile, I can't believe you dated Judith Regan on Millionaire Matchmaker. Did she not get the memo?
Vilanch: It was lost in the avalanche of O.J. emails she got. It was not something Murdoch pointed out as he showed her the door. "By the way, Vilanch goes for guys." But I think we're the hippest couple since Cher and David Geffen.
Me: Or Cher and James Franco!
The writing has to go, PERIOD. Sure, Hathaway and Franco were bad, but the writing was NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Someone needs to retire.
The best thing that could happen to the Oscars would be to dump Bruce Vilanch, who is nothing more than a tired old comedy hack. It speaks volumes that he thought James Franco in drag was funny: I just felt humiliated for Franco and I guarantee that image of him in drag standing next to that hyper loonie will haunt him for the rest of his life. For heaven's sake, get some new blook in there!
Well, she would have done it except the song wasn't nominated! (After it won the Golden Globe!)
I'm glad Cher didn't do the bit originally planned...this year's Oscars will go down as the second worst in history... first being the Rob Lowe/Snow White fiasco.
So they're going from the young hosts back to ancient Billy Crystal, who's lost his mojo and wasn't funny on the last Oscars, though people were happy to see him? Isn't there some middle ground?
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