'Housewives' Rock The Hamptons! Underwear Boys Take Fire Island!

A tour of Fire Island, the Hamptons, the anti-Hamptons. All nice. Now it's back to Murray Hill.

"I live in K-Mart, TJ Maxx, and Costco," concluded Jill, beaming. "It's a sensory overload!"

PS: In a bigger shock, she's really friends with LuAnn. It's not just for TV!

Anyway, goodbye, summer resorts. I'm back in Murray Hill festooned with scrunchies and my dirty bag, and I'm staying there for a long, long time.

Lance and the Housewives.
Patrick McMullan
Lance and the Housewives.

musto@villagevoice.com

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Dingle
Dingle

You featured my 2 fave Housewives! Thanks for not doing Ramona.

Gislaine
Gislaine

Fun column! You lead quite the life.

 
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