CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] "Mommy, are scientists real?" the boy asked his mother. "Yes, son, they are," she replied. "Do they make stuff that is dangerous?" continued the boy. "Sometimes they do," said the mom. "Then I want to be one when I grow up," concluded the boy. In the coming weeks, Capricorn, I see you as being like the boy. You'll be in the mood to brainstorm about what you might like to evolve into, and your fantasies will tend to move in the direction of what's most adventurous and exciting. It's time to dream really big and really free.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] "I got expelled from college for cheating during my metaphysics final," joked Woody Allen. "I got caught looking into the soul of the guy next to me." Aquarius, I urge you to do a lot of what Allen claimed he did: Gaze into the souls of those around you. It's an excellent time, astrologically speaking, for you to escape the enclosed container of your own inner world and survey the raw truths and deep feelings that other people hold dear.

PISCES [February 19–March 20] "I have no doubt that in reality the future will be vastly more surprising than anything I can imagine," said pioneering geneticist J.B.S. Haldane. I share that view, and I think it's good to keep in mind whenever we're tempted to rearrange our lives in accordance with the visions of those who predict the future. The future is not set in stone, but is totally up for grabs. The sooner you make that an everyday reminder, the more aggressive you'll become about creating the life you want. Now is an excellent time to get the hang of it.

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5 comments
Theresa
Theresa

Click on Aug.10-16, they flipped the two weeks and last weeks is actually this weeks.

Timmee
Timmee

Rob must be on vacation--if you go to his website this week and last week are exactly the same.

Cinthya Dougan
Cinthya Dougan

Yep! The very same as last week... I guess will have to rely on other newspaper's columns or website for this week's forecast!

Sassy441
Sassy441

Agreed - I'm so confused!

Leahys@hvc.rr.com
Leahys@hvc.rr.com

I'm pretty sure this weeks scopes and last weeks got switched. I know I read this weeks before and last weeks is totally unfamiliar. Tech snafu?

 
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