Why I Hate Fashion! It's To Die From!

We have to hear 'I'm Too Sexy' again, and 40 other angry reasons

Fashion-show DJs still play "I'm Too Sexy" as if it were the height of au courant wit. ... If everyone loves your outfit, you have to make a mental note to not wear it again for another year, or you'll be thought of as overplaying your hand. ... Fashion's Night Out has become Thieves' Night Out.

But what I really hate about fashion is that I actually adore all the zany, fashiony people who set the trends and establish the hemlines and ... blah blah blah. Well, you know the rest by now. Insert happy ending—but make sure it matches the shoes.

JOANNA MULDER

musto@villagevoice.com

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