Celebs Should Not Be Allowed To Have Children!

And if they do, at least pay the kids scale

Even the ever-yearning Chaz has been getting lots of very public maternal support—although, of course, there were those dark years.

But what I mainly thank God for is that my parents were never the least bit famous. If they were, I'd surely be deader than their forehead muscles.

Raising hell
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Raising hell

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anonymous
anonymous

- Miley Cyrus is over, Michael. She is over, no matter what 'adult' roles she strives for. She isn't that cute or talented, her time has come and gone, and Billy Ray's natterings are old news.- Looking at Suri Cruise inspires nothing short of sheer horror. What are those two doing to that child?? What is with the homeless bag lady looking mother? Why hasn't some social services stepped in, or at least made some kind of statement? It's horrifying. Well,enough money and you can easily commit murder, right?- Really, thanks for this article. There have been SO many suicides among the children of celebrities. Those that live are often maimed and scarred by life, pathetic failures rolling in their parents dough. - Jennifer Anniston really really should pop one out. Her fervent fans are always watching her like the last panda in the zoo, hoping hoping hoping....I do think the tabloid world would explode if she really did get pregnant. All those sad fat Walmart shoppers who talk about "Jen" and her beaus, as if they actually knew her, would be in heaven. And there "Jen" is, playing coy, dumb, walking around with that "derpy derp" look on her face - playing her fan base, is she or isn't she? WILL she find true love? Derpy derp.

Anonymous Anonymous
Anonymous Anonymous

h@ll yeah! all this nonsense about babybumps is nauseating. it's a freakin child, morons, it's not a d@mned bump! and the idiotic names they come up with. no jane, sam, adam, jason. noooooooo! the innocent lambs get monikers as ridiculous as apple, moses, nahla, can't WAIT to see what beyonce names hers...not. at least the latter had the good taste to get married before producing offspring with a guy. sheesh!

Songbyrd76
Songbyrd76

Using your kids as honey to attract the papparrazzi flies is shameful...perhaps celebrities would be less likely to use their kids for photo ops if people stopped buying the tabloid mags by the bucket load to lookit the adorable celebabies faces on the cover!

Iraiah
Iraiah

No one should be allowed to have kids!!!

Cinzia
Cinzia

We don't need anymore cloned narcissists running around. We already met our quota!

Lara
Lara

I like how you have compassion for the kids. they didn't ask for this. And I'm glad you can see through what others would feel is a wonderful lifestyle. The kids go through hell at the whims of their parents' egos.

Jeffrey
Jeffrey

Hilarious and true. I'm glad my folks were plumbers.

 
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