We Love to Hate Nickelback (and Lulu)

Two recent bad decisions—one in Detroit, one on an album—bring out the knives

After listening to Lulu repeatedly—quite the undertaking in a world on fast-forward—I softened, somewhat, to the charms lurking underneath its prickly exterior, and found hooks here and there and appreciated the spry basslines of Robert Trujillo. (The occasional bleats by James Hetfield and the "edgy" modifications to Wedekind's text spewed out by Reed, not so much.) But by the time I'd come to that realization, the chatter had moved on; Lulu had come out to lackluster first-week sales, closing the book on it until, say, five years from now, when some intrepid critic will try to herald it as a lost classic. The speed of the cycle is, on one level, understandable—there's so much stuff out there that it's easier to mobilize discourse around disliked cultural products, as opposed to things people have enjoyed, or even sat on a bit and had a generally mixed reaction to. But it's a shame that it's difficult to imagine what would happen if, instead of an anti-Nickelback petition, the frustrated Detroit folks had tried to come to a pro-anyone consensus, and if Lulu had been more harmonious, it might not have acquired half the ink it did, despite the pedigrees of its principals.

mjohnston@villagevoice.com

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Burnalltheliars
Burnalltheliars

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ghostoflectricity
ghostoflectricity

I left out Cracker. But if I listed every '90s band I hated, I'd run out of bandwidth.

ghostoflectricity
ghostoflectricity

Nickelback's first album came out in 2008? It seems like they've been around forever...

Other bands/artists I hate, in no particular chronological or stylistic order: Styx, Foreigner, Kansas, AC/DC, Coldplay, Limp Bizkit, Billy Squier, The Firm, John "Cougar" Mellencamp, Meat Loaf, Courtney Love/Hole, Pat Benatar, Journey, Cheap Trick, Radiohead, Animal Collective, Madonna. Ones I used to like but would be just as glad never to hear again: Bad Company, Bob Seger (can still listen to his old Bob Seger System albums, but the Silver Bullet Band needs a stake driven through its kitschy, power-ballad heart, to mix werewolf and vampire metaphors), Bruce Springsteen.

Brenda/Lysana/either
Brenda/Lysana/either

I like Nickelback. I will never argue they are brilliant, but I also don't argue that fast food is haute cuisine. And yes, I eat both (the latter when I can afford it). I also listen to classical music. I have noticed that popularity is a guaranteed road to hate. Ever witness the rage thrown at Lady Gaga's music? I've talked to someone who insisted she was no-talent even after being informed she was accepted into Julliard only to turn them down. Hating what's popular is, ironically, popular.

As for Lulu, I can't get past the first song myself. It sounds like a high school rock band whose drummer's father insists on singing lead and writing the lyrics in exchange for permitting the band to use the garage. To be honest, I stopped liking Metallica shortly after Enter Sandman. But I like Lou Reed and always have. He couldn't rescue it for me.

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Red_Eye_Girl_4434

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Kevin
Kevin

We live in a country where George W. Bush can be president (twice!) and The Black Eyed Peas sell millions of downloads. The fact that a band as awful as Nickleback can also be popular should come as no surprise, and seeing how terrible EVERY SINGLE HALF TIME show is (Prince's being the very rare and notable exception), these idiots signing a petition should be happy that their favorite band ISN'T playing, and perhaps spend their time focusing on more important matters. As far as Loutallica is concerned, it's not bad at all, and that recent live footage from Germany is actually pretty decent. Certainly nothing to get all exclamatory about if it's not your cup of tea. Lou and the boys aren't creeping into your bedroom to steal your Pinkerton cds, kids, so calm down. I'd like to lock all these anti-Lulu whiners in a room and force them to listen to a Jandek record on ten. People born in the 80s by boomer parents who told them how special they were (the majority of "rock critics" currently pontificating online) love to share their ill-informed opinions on a wide range of subjects that they know absolutely nothing about. The reviews of LuLu bear this out in the most painfully obvious manner. Besides you, Chris Weingarten, Sasha Frere-Jones, and Tom Breihan, "music criticism" in this day and age is a fucking wasteland filled with half wits. A 1.0 from Pitchfork is no surprise. Actually, I would have fallen out of my chair if it was a measured review. Also, the Superbowl - corporate advertising briefly interrupted by boring running plays - who has time for that shit?

Suzinne
Suzinne

I'm so enjoying that everyone is trashing this. For the record, Pitchfork mag gives it a 1 out of 10!

Lou, more than ever, YOU SUCK!

Epac
Epac

Correction - "ending with a nineTEEN-minute drone"...:-)

As bad as Nickleback are, can you imagine Metallica + Uncle Lou at the superbowl?? "I AM THE TABLE!!!" (crowd stunned into silence)

Leonard
Leonard

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Leonard
Leonard

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Leonard
Leonard

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Kelly P
Kelly P

Lou Reed and Metallica? Really??

Jakob Ross
Jakob Ross

Nickelback isn't a football reference (on purpose, anyway). And I am one of the 3 people that actually enjoyed Lulu. If Loutallica played the game I would watch. But Nickelback is just a punishment. I would rather Insane Clown Posse (an actual Detroit group) play the show.

Bryan
Bryan

(The fact that their name is a football reference did not, apparently, placate the masses.)

This was a cute touch, but the football reference is totally incidental.

"Its name originates from the nickel in change that band member Mike Kroeger gave customers at his job at Starbucks; he would frequently say, 'Here's your nickel back.'"

radioworldpeace
radioworldpeace

"The speed of the cycle is, on one level, understandable—there's so much stuff out there that it's easier to mobilize discourse around disliked cultural products, as opposed to things people have enjoyed, or even sat on a bit and had a generally mixed reaction to. But it's a shame that it's difficult to imagine what would happen if, instead of an anti-Nickelback petition, the frustrated Detroit folks had tried to come to a pro-anyone consensus, and if Lulu had been more harmonious, it might not have acquired half the ink it did, despite the pedigrees of its principals."

There really is a massive amount of music out in the internet. Making the vast library available to a mass audience is a challenge itself.

Why didn't the Throne get to play at the game? i feel like that would be a win win for everyone.

Burnalltheliars
Burnalltheliars

People like to hate Nickleback, because people hate what sucks. NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!! Simple as that. The "People love to hate us, so that's an invalid view and you should really like us campaign was started by the band. http://www.reverbnation.com/pl...

Kevin
Kevin

"It sounds like a high school rock band whose drummer's father insists on singing lead and writing the lyrics in exchange for permitting the band to use the garage."

Brenda, what does Lou Reed's age have to do with anything, and also, I seriously doubt any band in your high school could have pulled off "Mistress Dread". You just proved my point. You don't know what you're talking about, and you just regurgitated the same hack metaphor every other "critic" and commenter has already used. What is your POINT? You like Nickelback, and you don't like LuLu. Thanks for sharing! That was incredibly insightful.

 
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