CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] I hope you're not so perversely attached to your demons that you're inclined to keep providing them with a comfortable home. Why? Because the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to permanently banish them from the premises. Yes, I know it might seem lonely at first without their nagging, disruptive voices chattering away in your head. But I really do encourage you to bid them adieu. By the way, as you plan your exorcism, you might want to include a humorous touch or two. They're allergic to satire and mockery, you know.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] The Beauvais Cathedral in northern France has been called "the most daring achievement of Gothic architecture." Its soaring facades, carved wooden doors, stained-glass windows, and astronomical clock demonstrate high artistry. There's a problem with the place, however: It hasn't been completed. Work began in the year 1225, and experts are still talking about how to solve ongoing difficulties with its construction. I don't know when this happy ending will occur, but I expect that in 2012, you will be able to put the finishing touches on your own personal version of the Beauvais Cathedral. Now is a good time to formulate definite plans to do so.

PISCES [February 19–March 20] In my prayers, I've been negotiating with the Goddess to grant you the power to change the course of rivers, at least in a metaphorical way. I've also beseeched her to show you how to overthrow the puppet master and convert overwrought hawks into savvy doves. The Goddess seems to be seriously considering these appeals, and has even hinted she might offer you instructions on how to shape a new Adam out of one of Eve's ribs, mythically speaking. In return, she does have one request: that you do what you can to make sure the sun rises on schedule for the next 10 days.

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Sakara
Sakara

sagitarius horoscope is an ADVERTISEMENT, pretending not to be an advertisement!

what a con job.

 
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