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I Hung With Loni Anderson!

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And the Brady Bunch! And the Munsters!

And Ernest Borgnine!

And oodles and oodles more!

Click here for my hilarious yet socially insightful column in which I detail my trip to the “Chiller Theatre” autograph convention in Parsippany, where Oscar winners, kitsch sitcom stars, and horror-flick oddities all allowed the obsessed masses to kneel at their thrones for a mere 20 bucks a pop.

I was in Nick at Nite heaven — and while everyone else paid for head shots and signatures, I pushed my way into absolutely comp exchanges with …

Bai Ling!

Rae Dawn Chong!

Jane Wiedlin!

Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka!

And …

I’ll shut up now.

(Photo: Angelo Pitillo. And way more photos to come later today.)

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