You can have your candlelit dinners, your Hugh Grant movies, your red roses, and your boxes of chocolate. This February 14, the only show that matters starts at 10 and will keep you dancing well into the next morning, at which point curfew laws, a few single women looking to make the most out of their relationship status, or sheer exhaustion will finally pry your DJ, the one and only Pauly D, away from his laptop and turntables. Before you scoff, just consider: Is there anything that you could do for your partner that would be as romantic as when Pauly led his housemates up to Staten Island to kidnap his departed BFF Vinny on last week’s Jersey Shore? I’m guessing not.
Tue., Feb. 14, 10 p.m., 2012