Meryl Won't Win, and Other Surefire Oscar Predictions

This is the only ballot you'll need at your viewing party

Winner: Michel Hazanavicius

BEST SONG

Things are so dire that there are only two nominees, both from anxious-to-please kiddie flicks. It's the Muppets song versus the Rio tune, and all I can think of is, "We've gone a long way downward from 'Over the Rainbow.'"

Oscars? We're speechless.
La Petite Reine
Oscars? We're speechless.

Winner: Who gives a shit?

musto@villagevoice.com

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