You Can Get A Decent Apartment In NYC! Sort Of!

Just don't look for a new place, and you'll be fine!

They kept looking, but realized that for anything decent, the competition was crushing. So Bruce is staying put—and to help make up for the rent hike, he just canceled his cable and has decided to bring his lunch to work.

So you all might want to ignore everything I said before. Just stay where you are and start packing a tuna sandwich!

Read more Michael Musto at La Dolce Musto
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