Help! Show Biz Careers Can't Be Killed Anymore!

Just when you think they're done, they're back!

Surely, even Anthony Weiner will have a comeback, and maybe John Edwards can join him. It's not fair that when their professional lives were eaten alive by their own trouser snakes, we were denied the chance to keep being entertained by these two dingles. Bring them back! Maybe they can co-star on We Can't Keep It in Our Pants! And while I will absolutely refuse to watch it—that much—millions of others will. You might loathe me for thinking that would be OK. If so, please give me another chance.

Read more Michael Musto at La Dolce Musto

musto@villagevoice.com

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11 comments
DangerWillRobinson
DangerWillRobinson

So well said, Michael.

Is there a Mini-Michael-in-Training? Please say yes or at least consider it. You must pass this talent on.

flyguygirl
flyguygirl

So brilliantly tongue-y ... love it.

MartinNYID
MartinNYID

ya know: the French came up with a pretty good idea for when the self-proclaimed aristocracy gets out of hand... Guillotine.

billyjoe
billyjoe

Mickey Rourke, man. Fuckin' Mickey Rourke.

Magpie
Magpie

The Today Show is the new Lifetime lol.

Glenda
Glenda

Every word you wrote is so true!!

 
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