Since When Were Black Beans 'Upper Class'?

Dear Mexican: I’m in this country illegally, but I have a current passport from the country I am from, and I have an international drivers license. I could not renew my California driver’s license after my travel visa expired. Occasionally, I fly commercially within the U.S., and these docs are always sufficient. I wish to take a cruise to Alaska that leaves from and returns to Seattle, with no stops in Canada. Will these docs work for that, or am I putting myself at risk with the authorities?--La Estrella de Sinaloa

Dear Sinaloa Star: While you can theoretically make it—your proposed trip is domestic travel after all—it’s better not to put yourself at risk, since the Obama administration is even cracking down on cruise ships in their ridiculous search for the undocumented. Then again, maybe you should take the trip. Go to Alaska, then smuggle yourself into Canada, as the GreatGabachoNorth continues to welcome Mexicans like they’re welcoming burritos (Burrito Brothers in Toronto? Not too bad for a Canadian burrito). According to the Mexican Migration Project, the number of temporary workers who found employment in Canada grew from about 7,000cabronesin 1998 to nearly 18,000 in 2007. And those hosers are so darn nice that academics writing for theMigraciones Internacionalesjournal last year opined, “Although results reported here suggest that American guest workers fare much bet­ter in the labor market than those without documents, they still do not achieve the same level of economic welfare as their counterparts in Canada, earning less money per hour, working fewer hours per week, remaining abroad fewer months per year, and thus earning 28 percent less income during a season of work.” You heard the eggheads,raza: time to push Aztlán into Alberta!

I must be one low-class individual. According to the news tonight, Taco Bell is introducing an "upper class" menu that includes black beans next month. I never even heard of black beans until I moved from Los Angeles to Denver. Grandma always made pinto beans and I used to (and still do on occasion) eat them by the bowl. Since when did black beans become "higher class"?--Dumbfounded in Denver


Dear Gabacho Wab: Beans as status symbols? You know it! Although black beans are a part of the Mexican diet, it’s only traditionally found in the southern and Gulf Coast states; the rest of the country sticks with pinto beans. But black beans became associated with Mexican food inlos Estados Unidosmostly because of food trends thatgabachosloved and Mexicans didn’t bother. They started popping up at “higher-end” Mexican restaurants during the Southwestern cuisine movement of the 1980s, the same fad that brought us fajitas and the abomination known as the Southwestern (or Santa Fe) chicken salad, anensaladathat’s unknown in New Mexico. The megachain Chipotle, which emphasizes its use of hormone-free meat, continued the use of black beans, further searing into the American psyche that those legumes are somehow healthier than pintos, even though both are equally good for eaters. Now, Taco Bell is following in their footsteps with the use offrijoles negros, knowing thatgabachosnow associate black beans with trendy food, and the humble pinto with beaners. I will give Taco Bell credit regarding one part of their Cantina Bell project: while they didn’t get a Mexican to head it, they got some Venezuelanchicainstead of agabacholike Rick Bayless, thereby keeping this atrocity in the Latino family, but not daring to pin it on an actual Mexican. Nowthat’sprogress!
 
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Andreco
Andreco

Back beans are the favorites of Venezuelan and Cubans and are served in the humblest fonda as well as in 5 star restaurants locally and in countries the have Cuban and Venezuelan restaurants. Try them at Victors in Manhattan or a Cuban restaurant in Union City, NJ.

 
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