Sex, Drag Queens, and Fudge At the Other Gay Resort

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Shower extra hard the next morning, plug in your We-Vibe, and then rent a bike for glorious excursions that make it clear that a gay honky-tonk resort is natural and part of God's plan. If you don't buy that, then I'll reiterate what Justin Vivian Bond told a nasty twitterer: "Fuck you. Try being fierce instead of stupid, and you'll see how touchy you get."

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7 comments
bri_ein
bri_ein

Lol "the mouth ran up the cock"!! So funny. You always make me laugh with your words. I'm so glad you visited Ptown. It's like Candyland on Crack.

williamHK
williamHK

I'm crazy jealous, haven't been since the early 90s and worked there for 3 summers in the 70s.

CafeMuscato
CafeMuscato

Oh, dear... Memories, misty, watercolored... It really is heaven, isn't it, although probably with better shopping and lobster rolls. You hit the high points, but I do think the incandescently rich cupcakes at Relish deserve a shout-out, if only because proprietor Frank is so incandescent his own fierce, bearly self.

ladybug9
ladybug9

Sounds like a riot--what a bunch of zanies. And seafood and boys and all the other stuff. Much better than Fire Island.

bethesda
bethesda topcommenter

Great column! I haven't been there in ages and now I'm dying to go back.

 
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