Autograph Convention Report: Virginia Madsen Nice, Penny Marshall Not Nice

Only person I wanted to meet/talk to was Cheetah Chrome. You MAY remember him as the guitarist for The Dead Boys. It's too bad that I met him. He was an arrogent, removed jerk. While paying $30 for his autograph on his new book, I tried to talk to him. He sat there (on Friday NIGHT) in mirror sunglasses and gave me a one word answer, "Yeah". Then I asked to take a picture and his handler (good choice of word Michael) told me that would be an additional $10.00, which I didn't spend. Cheetah, the next time you do one of these, remeber that the few people who actually ask for and want your autograph are as old as you and still remember and care who you are.

I WAS AT THE LAST 12 SHOWS FOR CHILLER THEATRE .THIS YEARS GUESTS WERE RUDE AS CAN BE .MOST YEARS THE GUESTS ARE VERY FRIENDLY  .A BIG LET DOWN

And PS, Cindy Williams is currently touring in a Nunsense spinoff and playing some VERY small venues. What, and quit show business?

Oughta be a rule, if you're reduced to signing autographs for money, enough with the attitude.

Can't be health issues for Penny. She was always a beyotch.

@mikeymusto Health issues maybe?

Omg... "The Devil Within Her" Reunion! Lol....I pay $45 to see that ; )

@mikeymusto Penny always acts like her dog just died or some damn thing.I love Connie Stevens,Morgan Brittney,and Joan Collins.Great ladies.

Brilliant column. I feel like I was there!

Linda who? These hag-beens really act up when you don't know every detail of their lame career!!