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How to Get Really Famous in 2013! A Handy Guide.

Here's how sausage gets made, you sausage you

Of course, the easiest way to become famous has always been to be incredibly brilliant, but I can't help you there. Talent is not something that can be learned or bought, and if you don't have it, I certainly can't procure it for you. And I won't give you a list of who to kill, either! Break a leg, baby—your own.

musto@villagevoice.com

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suburbanoinker
suburbanoinker

And Gaga is not the one who slept her way in. It says a one-named singer.

suburbanoinker
suburbanoinker

Yes, but Psy didn't become world famous until YouTube. And I believe this column is talking about world fame, not just in one specific location.

Spoilsport
Spoilsport

Psy has been well known in South Korea for  a decade or so

madmaninbedlam
madmaninbedlam

I suspected that GaGa slept her way in, but I was completely stumped by Taylor Swift. Money, duh! I will sleep better tonight. :)

jackson30
jackson30

You're always hilarious and informative at the same time--an amazing feat.

suburbanoinker
suburbanoinker

Great column.

 

But now we have to wonder if it's Pink, Beyonce, or Rihanna who slept her way to the top.

 
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