2012: The Year in Review

From a deranged Dirty Harry to the rise of Honey Boo Boo, it was a long, strange, sad, and silly trip

As the affected returned to a state of dry safety—some faster than others—none of the angst could be washed down with a Big Gulp, since the board of health had approved Bloomberg's measure that would ban movie theaters and restaurants from selling sodas larger than 16 ounces. As a result, we wondered: Is this so Drake won't be able to throw large sodas? Can't we just order seconds? And won't this be another unneeded blow to—everybody now—the economy? Oh, well. Cheers (with 15 ounces) to a better 2013. Tan off, leg out, hand on hip, kick that empty chair away, and smile. And stop picking on Big Bird! Elmo, on the other hand . . .

Read more Michael Musto at La Dolce Musto

It became clear that the young royals were actually fun-loving 
humans with private parts, and 
that simply could not be allowed 
to happen.
Julia Minamata
It became clear that the young royals were actually fun-loving humans with private parts, and that simply could not be allowed to happen.

musto@villagevoice.com

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