CAPRICORN [December 22–January 19] To make the world a better place, stress-loving workaholics may need to collaborate with slow-moving underachievers. Serious business might be best negotiated in places like bowling alleys or parking lots. Definitely consider seeking out curious synergies and unexpected alliances. It's an odd grace period, Capricorn. Don't assume you already know how to captivate the imaginations of people whose influence you want in your life. Be willing to think thoughts and feel feelings you have rarely, if ever, entertained.

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] Gawker.com came up with colorful ways to describe actress Zooey Deschanel. In a weird coincidence, their pithy phrases for her seem to fit the moods and experiences you will soon be having. I guess you could say you're scheduled to have a Zooey Deschanel–according-to-Gawker kind of week. Here are some of the themes: 1. Novelty ukulele tune. 2. Overemphatic stage wink. 3. Over-iced Funfetti cupcake. 4. Melted-bead craft project. 5. Bambi's rabbit friend. 6. Satchel of fairy dust. 7. Hipster labradoodle.

PISCES [February 19–March 20] You may have heard the thundering exhortation, "Know thyself!" As important as it is to obey this command, there is an equally crucial corollary: "Be thyself!" Don't you agree? Is there any experience more painful than not being who you really are? Could there be any behavior more damaging to your long-term happiness? If there is even the slightest gap, Pisces, now is an excellent time to start closing it. Push hard to further identify the nature of your authentic self, and then take aggressive steps to foster its full bloom.

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